What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
Someone was swimming in front of me. It seemed like we were racing. Then, we reached the shore. As soon as the person in front of me touched the land, he turned into a lion. I was also about to reach the shore. After that, the lion raised his hind legs, pointing its ass at my face.
Then.... it LET OUT THE BIGGEST, LOUDEST, AND MOST LIKELY SMELLIEST, FART EVER!
I suddenly got a leash and then captured the lion. Then, the leash started to choke the lion. It quickly died. After death, the leash ATE the carcass left and then it lunged at me. It started tearing my flesh apart.... and then it turned back into the lion... who now had a frickin' DONGER that looked like a human man's. It started to undress me. I then ran away. After that, my clothes automatically came back. My flesh? It was restored... I think.
When the clothes came back, I got a grenade. I threw it at the lion. The lion's body exploded. I had opened my mouth and started choking on the flesh that got in my mouth.
A teddy bear came next to me. I picked it up. It looked cute. Then, the bear grew claws and fangs. It bit me. I was choking. I die and my body is being bitten. After that... I came back and strangled the bear. It died.... then, papers appeared suddenly. Those papers started cutting me. I felt desperate. I thought that I was ACTUALLY going to die. I somehow summoned a flamethrower and burned the paper. Then I woke up... but I actually didn't. I had just DREAMED that I woke up. I woke up in a DREAM. Suddenly, my world shook. I closed my eyes. When I opened them, I realized that I had ACTUALLY woken up. My mom had been shaking me. Yes, this dream was one of my most terrifying dreams, cuz I was only 9 when I had it. Flamethrowers hadn't even been invented! I just imagined a device that could shoot out flames. This is the only dream that remained in my memory for a long time. I had a test the next day....