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Giraffes because they can look down from high above.Cats because they're the popular opposite of dogs. They're also freer in human society.
Giraffes because they can look down from high above.Cats because they're the popular opposite of dogs. They're also freer in human society.
Trees because they can look higher above.Giraffes because they can look down from high above.
Redwood trees specifically, because those guys are absolutely massive.Trees because they can look higher above.
Spruce. Cause spruce is good wood.Redwood trees specifically, because those guys are absolutely massive.
Horses, because they grow big wood.Spruce. Cause spruce is good wood.
Horses, because they grow big wood.
Barnacles because their woods are bigger than them.Whales because even bigger wood.
Barnacles because their woods are bigger than them.
Octopuses, because they hide better.Squid
Octopuses, because they hide better.
First of all, octopuses have brainy tentacles too.Starfish because they have brainy tentacles.
Edit: I say brain in the loosest sense of the word.
First of all, octopuses have brainy tentacles too.
Second of all, Sea Urchins, as they'll give you a nice poking.
Sea turtles, because they're faster.Sea Snails--some of them got venomous harpoons for poking.
Tortoises, as they have actual legs.Sea turtles, because they're faster.
Tortoises, as they have actual legs.
Otters, because they don't drown in the water but they look adorable.Turtles, since they don't drown in water.
Racoons, because they will drown you.Otters, because they don't drown in the water but they look adorable.
Toothed Whales, because those are the ones that will actually drown you. Only small animals like dogs get drowned by raccoons.Racoons, because they will drown you.
The Japanese, because they'll hunt the whales.Toothed Whales, because those are the ones that will actually drown you. Only small animals like dogs get drowned by raccoons.