Mother Nature Throwdown

[tiaf]

Cats because they're the popular opposite of dogs. They're also freer in human society.

Giraffes because they can look down from high above.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Giraffes because they can look down from high above.

Trees because they can look higher above.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Trees because they can look higher above.

Redwood trees specifically, because those guys are absolutely massive.

 

[Kotohood]

Redwood trees specifically, because those guys are absolutely massive.

Spruce. Cause spruce is good wood.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Spruce. Cause spruce is good wood.

Horses, because they grow big wood.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Horses, because they grow big wood.

Whales because even bigger wood.

 

[Phantomheart]

Whales because even bigger wood.

Barnacles because their woods are bigger than them.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Barnacles because their woods are bigger than them.

Squid

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Squid

Octopuses, because they hide better.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Octopuses, because they hide better.

Starfish because they have brainy tentacles.

Edit: I say brain in the loosest sense of the word.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Starfish because they have brainy tentacles.

Edit: I say brain in the loosest sense of the word.

First of all, octopuses have brainy tentacles too.

Second of all, Sea Urchins, as they'll give you a nice poking.

 

[YuriDoggo]

First of all, octopuses have brainy tentacles too.

Second of all, Sea Urchins, as they'll give you a nice poking.

Sea Snails--some of them got venomous harpoons for poking.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Sea Snails--some of them got venomous harpoons for poking.

Sea turtles, because they're faster.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Sea turtles, because they're faster.

Tortoises, as they have actual legs.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Tortoises, as they have actual legs.

Turtles, since they don't drown in water.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Turtles, since they don't drown in water.

Otters, because they don't drown in the water but they look adorable.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Otters, because they don't drown in the water but they look adorable.

Racoons, because they will drown you.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Racoons, because they will drown you.

Toothed Whales, because those are the ones that will actually drown you. Only small animals like dogs get drowned by raccoons.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Toothed Whales, because those are the ones that will actually drown you. Only small animals like dogs get drowned by raccoons.

The Japanese, because they'll hunt the whales.

 

[YuriDoggo]

HIV because humans can't cure it.