SHF High-school Fanfic

[Theirl]

You should've at least used Epic level spells...

Could have looped simulacrum with wish making his army of simulacrum cast true polimorph to make an army of mythical creatures too

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Could have looped simulacrum with wish making his army of simulacrum cast true polimorph to make an army of mythical creatures too

U forgot to cast death ward to not get one shot lol

DnD is not my forte I admit I'll just have to hone my hoonter skills

I only see the top of your heads, shorties.

Mama... I think it's time to stabby stabby u a bit

 

[Corty]

So you don't gag or choke huh

Nope. You can be rough.

 

[LuoirM]

Nope. You can be rough.

You don't know how much confidence that gave me.

 

[Theirl]

DnD is not my forte I admit I'll just have to hone my hoonter skills

Rlx u next time u do better, if u ever need help just yell at any ventilation i can tank at least 1 hit gor u lol

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

Nope~ This is normal~

well chaos will seem normal when you get involved with it too much

 

[Nahrenne]

this is great! Mind if I use a few things?
I want to have 3 fazes... Sister Friede bossfight is my favorite, so I want to be like her (trolling people into thinking they won )

Faze 3 and I become Blackflame Eldritch Danny

Ah, I remember watching a playthrough of that fight from a YT'er who was being guided while playing Bloodborne
The guy guiding her only told her where she needed to go, etc...
He never told her how to fight or other stuff
He just gave her little helpful nudges so she didn't miss something or get locked out of something, etc...
Anyway, when she finished the second phase of the Friede fight, she relaxed and felt so relieved because it had taken her a LOT of attempts to even reach that point.
She started talking about how she had felt during the fight when the third phase started.
She was so genuinely gobsmacked and shocked that she just watched it happen before she went silent and had a go at the guy for not warning her.
Whereas the guy was laughing his head off cos he was waiting for her reaction to it all.
It was quite entertaining.

We have reality breaking duck... I think I need to become more broken and less balanced

Funny enough, Fighting Azure I gave myself a copy of the Blade of Mercy (because a hoonter must hoont and it's my favorite weapon in Bloodborne) so now I'm a SoulsBorne daikon

Is that the one that looks like a sword and then transforms into almost like a massive tombstone sword?
Where you can go BONK with it?

I’m 5 feet 6 inches~ (or 167.6cm~) I will stab you repeatedly if you call me short~ (when I was last measured)

'-'
I'm either smaller than you or taller than you...I can't remember my height but it was in the 160's.
'-'

Hmmm... gravy...

Want a Yorkshire roast with that?
Or bangers and mash?
Or toad in the hole?
Ahh...now I want toad in the hole...I haven't had it for months...

*inhales*
We are born of the blood
Made men by the blood
Undone by the blood
Fear the Old Blood
*dies again*

Bloodborne was such an intriguing game that I will never play.
I must have watched about five or six different playthroughs of it at this point.

I'm Taler than you I'm 169cm

I'm either this height or smaller...
...Why can I never remember my height...?
orz

I only see the top of your heads, shorties.

You became a giraffe?
A diplodocus?
A brachiosaur?
Well...either way...
*looks between your legs that is definitely within reach*
'-'
*raises knee and...*
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
*...walks past you*

You can't even reach my neck.

Is it really your neck you should be worrying about?

X

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

At least tonight wasn't as chaotic as last night

 

[MidnightFox]

well chaos will seem normal when you get involved with it too much

If there's no chaos, it's boring

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

If there's no chaos, it's boring

yeah I guess that's the charm of this place

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

but with how chaotic this place is we could probably have a festival where everyone has to act normal for a day

 

[Corty]

*raises knee and...*

You raised not just your knees but my expectations, too, just to leave me hanging.

Is it really your neck you should be worrying about?

Nah, it's the empty bucket sitting at the end of it.

 

[Nahrenne]

You raised not just your knees but my expectations, too, just to leave me hanging.

What were you expecting to happen?

Nah, it's the empty bucket sitting at the end of it.

So...you're a buckethead?


X

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You raised not just your knees but my expectations, too, just to leave me hanging.

*grows a leg with a knee from the center of his body*

*lifts it*

*pats your head with his foot*

You're a good Comrade Corty, live a long and fun life, you can't strain yourself, think about your future child.

 

[Ran-Ron]

Henlo. I've gots a question.

I believe a school garden was mentioned here before. So anyone who knows more about the place, do tell me how big and dense the place is. Like is it forested or just has some random plants typical in a school? Also, if there were any important locations there, please tell me too. Many thanks!

 

[Corty]

What were you expecting to happen?


So...you're a buckethead?


X

That's @melchi

You're a good Comrade Corty, live a long and fun life, you can't strain yourself, think about your future child.

I won't even cry if you steal some fingers. Or ear.

 

[LuoirM]

Henlo. I've gots a question.

I believe a school garden was mentioned here before. So anyone who knows more about the place, do tell me how big and dense the place is. Like is it forested or just has some random plants typical in a school? Also, if there were any important locations there, please tell me too. Many thanks!

Continuity is pussy-work.

We make up shit as we go.

 

[Corty]

Henlo. I've gots a question.

I believe a school garden was mentioned here before. So anyone who knows more about the place, do tell me how big and dense the place is. Like is it forested or just has some random plants typical in a school? Also, if there were any important locations there, please tell me too. Many thanks!

 

[Ran-Ron]

Continuity is pussy-work.

We make up shit as we go.

Well, if you put it like that...

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

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can i have a personal chair in the garden so i can paint in the garden @Corty