Want to have a non-commital relationship? Find a diabetic partner. Feed them fat with sugar; they'll die in a few months AND you get sweet piss with it.
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WUT?!?!
Name change?!?
Today on myth busters, we shall see if we can sexually abuse a 1986 Toyota Camry
Hazbin Hotel fans looking for the gay spider after being condemned to eternal damnation in hell
If my arithmetic calculator is correct, this will be the era where baby boomers are retired, and where Gen X'ers will become the new parents to our Gen Z's.
The preference of ass over breasts is actually a steep pipeline that leads straight down to extreme islamaphobia and antisemitism. In this 20-page essay, I will
What the fuck are these Among Us references doing in my among us porn
You pay for Netflix? *pffff* I only watch obscure movies illegally uploaded to youtut.
SEMEN HUFFER
I find that the best way to write representation of minority groups is to NOT write them as representation. The moment you consider them as such you start finding common traits/characteristics of the group itself, and that's when your character becomes a caricature.
36 assholes ziptied to my left toe
I get squirmy whenever I read/see fics/art of characters using Zoom, or mass wearing masks outside.
It's like an indirect admittance that the pandemic has become a staple of our reality, and it's now translating into fiction.
Woman
Edit: Women
Just finished the boss fight in Resident Evil 8 against the big vampire chick. Really interesting choice to make her a futa and you’re doing QTE’s to avoid getting slapped by her massive cock. Respect to Capcom for such an out of left field decision.
BREATHING CHALLENGE
Hold your breath, type 5 different emojis, breath out, and finish that chapter that's been sitting in your drafts since last week! Can you do it?!
95% of the people reading this can't!!!
type "when I'm older" in your keyboard but don't press the middle suggestion. put down that phone, get off your chair and go make it happen. it doesn't need to wait until you're older.
stop procrastinating. you can do it now.
Would it be rude if your friend died and you had to kick him out of the discord server? To not clutter the member list. Or would it be rude to give him a new role. A "dead" role or some shit idk some "rip hope jesus sucks yo dick well" type role
I would've dated my best friend if he wasn't gay. Too bad I'm homophobic
If you know, you know:
Futabu
I'm not to be trusted in fronting a revolution. The moment I get enough fundings I'll disappear from the face of the Earth, only to be found doing golden-flaked cocaine off ebony ass in Tijuana. -
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