There was once a point in time where the KKK and the USA aided Socialist Mexico in a war against Catholic Mexico, Ireland, and The Knights of Columbus.
It seems like every church in the area has me on the list to come to my house in the middle of nowhere to convert me, it has been to a point where only the Mormons, Protestants, and Methodists haven't come to hunt me down.
My mother's friend's baby wouldn't stop pulling on my beard today. Of course, my mom was like, "Stay still I need to get the camera." You know as the baby was pulling on my face like horse reins.