Chiropractor just cracked my back so loudly that the assistant in the other room came in to ask if everything was okay.
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Went to visit my family and came back to my little brother with a full Joe Dirt style mullet. I don't know what to say.
Welp, 2021 was banned.
Every so often your eyes will gaze upon a sentence so disturbing that you question whether or not you're wasting your life by reading this.
Meme based on real events. For some reason, I feel open today.
I found out how big nukes actually are... 😳
Twitch: http://twitch.tv/sambucha#streamer #nukes #shortsOriginal Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKfOOqCgs4
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Me: I'm gonna use my real name on the internet because I may use it professionally in the future.
Also me: Forgets that the name I had on my professional email was Pablo Escobar for 9 years before I realized it.
1/4 Spiced Rum + 3/4 Orange juice tastes delicious. Like a beach drink. I wanna go to the beach soon.
I have the Mii lobby theme stuck in my head and every so often I'll seize up to the beat. H E L P ! ! !
Made homemade Mapo for a friend but they refused to eat it because it smelled spicy. I'm over here eating all of it without issues and they're acting like mayonnaise is spicy.Make up random game-ish like creature with these tools. Skills: Abilities(Like power, bone control, summon, etc), Lore, Knowledge, Mastery. Traits & Feats: I don’t even have to comment on this. Stats: Mind, Body, Nerve. You should be able to get this, since you’ve seen me do it with cardboard warrior. (Note doesn’t have to go by game-logic, because this system isn’t made for it.)
I'm gonna try river fishing using deep-sea fishing techniques in March because it's the only way I can get my comfort food of fresh fish in the midwest of America.
According to Tolkien, Elves had giant anime eyes which is why they could see so far and also why Aragorn asks Legolas what his elf eyes see. Thus, all early and pre-2000s anime girls were all elves. -
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