The last time I mentioned homestuck a random person on the internet told me that they would kill me the next time I sat on the toilet. It's been 9 years and I still expect some asshole to burst into my bathroom and attack me.
I'm gonna do something for myself for once and make a ton of my contest-winning jalapeno poppers.
Jalapenos, Crabmeat, Cream cheese, Feta cheese, Parmesan cheese, and a mix of herbs and spices.
I had another idea. A slow-burn romance but it's written from the point of view of a very impatient narrator who very passive-aggressively narrates the scenes due to wanting them to get it over with. The longer it goes on, the more sarcastic and passive-aggressive the narrator becomes.
If I ever run for President I'm gonna try to find ways to solve most of the diplomatic issues with one on one duals. Also, I will work to make open carry sword licenses a thing so that people can walk around normally with a sword at their hip just in case they get challenged to a dual.