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  • Found an easy way to make names. If you have different cultures then decide whether you want the culture in question to have similar or different styles of names. Once you've done that you can press random buttons on the keyboard. Add or take away vowels and consonants till it looks nice to read and say. For cultures with similar names just base it on the first name you made for this culture.
    Does anyone else get weirded out when people find and read your very old completed works? Like, what are you doing here? Why are you reading this now of all times? Where did you even find it? No one has even visited this story page for months!
    All the snow melted yesterday because it got just above freezing and rained. This morning there's a blizzard with 8 inches of snow already and it's -6 F.
    I'm sad because the river finally froze enough to walk on and I was gonna run across it. Some friends of mine were gonna film it and make sure I didn't drown if the ice did break but it heated up 10 degrees overnight so now I can't.
    I hate the fact that some people went from an old medicine-man style healing using herbs and spices to using piss in a humidifier. Like, being able to make homemade pain killers using an opium plant you grew in your house is awesome. But why would they start thinking that piss, something your body excretes to get rid of bad stuff in your body, would be a good medicinal product?
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Shout out to all the old medicine men and women that drank their own piss to learn that it was actually not good for you.
    greyblob
    greyblob
    there was a sort of campaign not long ago that tried marketing mule piss as a solution for corona. I'm 80% sure it was not a joke
    A
    Amok
    humans are willing to eat/drink/inject anything if they are indoctrinated/fooled in the right manner. been so throughout history, no surprise that there's a continuation of the trend in this millennium. vulture brains are eaten through belief that it grants precognition. Rhino horn's the same---keratin, same stuff as in human nails, yet superstition makes it worth millions.
    Gotta buy myself a cane because of my back problems. Does anyone know of any sick canes that can double as both a walking stick and a weapon but are legal in America? Any recommendations are helpful.
    I keep trying to get my friends to read my story. Some of them have but some outright refuse. Because every time I describe it they just look at me with a disturbed look due to how ludacris it sounds.
    Chemistry is a lot like baking. As long as you have the equipment, ingredients, and a proper recipe you can make whatever you want. Which is why I now have a gallon of freshly processed LSD in my fridge.
    Every author has an OC that can be referred to as their accidental self insert. None of you who write can claim to not having one. It never happens on purpose but it will always happen.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    The alcoholic secondary character from my main series. He's the one in my profile pic. Enough people irl told me that we look the same and our mannerisms we're too close so I just went with it. Who's yours?
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    No one in my published fiction. Wrote one bl draft of a novel where the mc was both my self insert and perfect hasbando somehow.

    Though I am really tempted to write "Self insert isekai" where I do just that, and shamelessly self insert myself into protag.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I see
    My friend, the one who owns my thigh, told me that I can only have a character in my stories kick a Pope stand-in down a flight of stairs so many times before people start to notice how much a dislike the Catholic Church. What's the limit?
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    As a Baptist, I am constantly repenting but nothing is going to stop me from imagining kicking Catholic leadership down stairways.
    Lloyd
    Lloyd
    Why? Catholicism is the only Christian faith that has any legitimacy based on the bible, except maybe Orthodoxy.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I would disagree with that. Though I respect your beliefs and will leave it at that.
    QUICK!!! I need to find a Himbo. The President demands it!
    What I find hilarious about humans is that someone could find the meaning of life, share it, and then be hated for it as they don't like the answer they got. This means that someone could have found the meaning of life and shared it but was rejected so much that they stopped sharing it.
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