I've recently changed my alarm to the Pornhub Moaning Ear rape and though I wake up with a heart attack every morning, I've never been so punctual. I'm getting so punctual that I suspect my neighbours are getting as punctual as I am, though not by free will
I'm gonna sue the local seafood restaurant for false advertising the """"fresh"""" prawns fucked my gut so bad it's making Pompeii look like a birthday candle in comparison
I had a friend blame me for introducing him to the world of piracy because his PC got bricked and when I asked him about it, it turns out he stuck his dick into the Bay unprotected with not even the simplest of free antiviruses.
He didn't even get the game he wanted. He downloaded the torrent itself and couldn't figure out how to turn a 90kb file into a 80GB game
if you read you're literally letting the author spread your brain folds and repeatedly ram their thoughts hard and deep until they spray their streams of consciousness and fill your frontal lobe full shit's gay as fuck
Your honour, you see, dogs sniff other dogs' asshole so they can identify their scent and get to know each other better and do so without judgement, but when I
The term "accurate to the comic source material" speaks nothing to me. American comics have seen so much retcon and reboots the capeshit movies could've been getting their material from a one-off anniversary issue for all I know.
If comics was a roadkill it would've been paved into the asphalt already.
i hate sitting in a room by myself. ideas form in my head and since my train of thought goes at lightspeed it won't be long before i start thinking shit like "how can you tell if a coma patient has drowned underwater" or "do chickens grief/feel betrayal"
okay guys, welcome to another 3am video and tonight, we'll be fingerblasting elmo in front of kermit. smash the like button if you support consent and ignore for RAPE.