a husband with a hot lewd wife is bound to face some stiff competition
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never seen a product with a name that's aged as bad as this
Dear diary,
Today, I saw the fattest fucking stray cat take a shit behind the residence dumpster on my way to work. It was the stankiest shit I'd ever laid eyes on, like chocolate fondue regurgitated twice, frozen over, and now melting. We locked eyes. After it finished, it looked away, strutting off with the grace of a Disney Princess, its belly wobbling like nobody's business.
I aspire to have such confidence.
Out of all the fucking April fool's prank pulled on me nothing made me angrier than a discord server owner who painting a fake ping on the server icon making me waste ten OCD minutes trying to get rid of it
woke up today with ego death, like i just gorged a fuck ton of humble pie. it was completely unprompted. i simply dragged myself out the bed and felt small and insignificant to the world.
it felt refreshing, like i had nothing but the whole world to reconquer.
rise and grind, gamers. rise and grind.
sometimes i remember Shin Godzilla (2016) and wonder if they designed the monster in purpose just so they could have this shot of her skull crushing thighs
I started watching the video you did about the book covers with @TheTrinary.
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You have a really nice voice.
I wasn't...expecting this kind of voice from you.
I was expecting a deeper and more gruff one...but this one makes you sound so cute.
Like an adorable puppy.
(^-^)
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@TheTrinary and I make out tongue deep on cam for an hour straight.
is it real? am i lying? who knows, watch it for yourself to find out
Skynet isn't as smart of an AI if you think about it.
"we want to kill the mother of the resistance leader, let's send individual Terminators after 'em. wdym we have a whole legion? just throw individual T's until they eventually succeed, somehow"
still good movies, though (only T1 and T2 and maybe T3 and Salvation)
i personally believe the oscar's should lean into the will smith incident. let there be violence. open rivalries, declarations of war, and fisticuffs for altercations during awards. guns are allowed, if you manage to sneak them through the detectors. Best Director will be a wrestling cage match between all the nominees.
do blind psychics read minds by feeling the wrinkles on people's foreheads like braille?
my activity here is inversely proportional to the amount of sketches i'm banging out everyday holy fuck i'm on a roll
My first fully tuned build (no ticket, no discarded vehicle card)
it just works
quick sketch for a spontaneous request
not my character
Normal people after the gym: that was a great work out I'm going to take a break and resume tomorrow
Me after the gym: I want to fucking jack off for the next two hours
At some point people have to realize the "SHE'S ONLY 14" arguement doesn't work when she's literally built like a fucking milf
Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune is the only arcade game where you can lose a 2 minute 50 second lead in a 3 minute race because there was a sharp turn 500 M before the finish line -
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