I always read tfw as the fuck what
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Note: The keeper of periods doesn't include menstrual cycles.
People tell me to not have my passowrd same as my child's name.
But no one is stopping me from having my child's name same as my passowrd!
I think I dig this font.
Also, I saw boobs today! They were probably held up by a wired bra, because those things were defying gravity. Almost as if they were resting on a invisible table.
My anti mask brother is now a simp. And I am not talking about paying to get a smile simp. This is Will Smith levels of simpery
*pats*
Some people do like being patted on the head it seems.
The pokemon Mimikyu has an attack Play Rough. If done while holding a Z crystal, Play Rough turns to Let's Snuggle In Forever.
That sounds like a metaphor for lewd things.
Americans: *make fun of Australians for losing war against a flightless bird twice*
Also Americans: *have been losing war against a plant for years now*
....banged my head on the door because it was too dark to see and now I have to mop the blood...
I would really like to host a mafia game here someday. A mafia game is what inspired games like amongus and all, the premise is that among a village live a few wolf who kill someone each night.
The only problem is that from my experience, games like this will make you lose temper very fast.
I guy I know has been trying to find a girl with a personality of his taste for about an year now and his failures just make me sad.
I find it weird I have barely met any guy who is weird. I mean the good kind of weird, the fun type of weird. I see a lot of girls like that, but rarely any boys.
A girl i know types ^^^) instead of ^^) so now i have a fetish for The Third Eye
"They say making racist jokes is a sign of early onset of dementia."
"Who are they?"
"I don't remember."
It's been a while since i talked to anyone here. So, for the second time now,
How are ya? Sailus, blob, nuffian, paul, indigo, macha and ben? And perhaps even owo?
So, should we continue our date or are you gonna take your pills now?
Can you even call yourself a fox girl if you only have fox ears and everything else is human?
Well now, you see. At security, a woman frisks a woman. The female security guard touches a woman all over, but the woman doesn't mind because by being of the same sex, she can be assured that there are no ulterior motives.
Similarly, I assure you i am a vegetarian, hence me eating you has no other ulterior motives behind it. -
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