Quest Report:
Character: Omni (Level 1) (EXP 0) (Money 0)
Quest: Exploration and Scouting
[Hey hey. I am here to submit my quest report for the mission: [Exploration and Scouting].
Th-the quest description... I have it right here… Uwa the... paper is covered in…
ah~AH~its hard to read…
Hm?
Oh, don’t worry about the black stuff, it is just some of my blood…
There... there! You see written right there EX...PLOR...Aaaa ERrr.. yeah... it's all there... the description…
Anyway! There seem to be a bunch of big lizards that walk on two legs south... east-ish of there! About... two days walk? I think. Yeah, somewhere around there, don't sweat the small stuff! And I don’t know what kind of creatures they are either... BUT! They live in huts and got cages full of humans! Or a few humans...
Disgusting!!! Unlike me, they hunt and eat humans! And unlike me, they find human meat delicious and gets hungry just thinking about it! How gross! *Licks lips and swallows*
OH! And there are traps all around these walking lizards’ village! But don’t worry I disarmed a lot of them… by setting them off... by walking into them.
What? What do you mean my arm is missing…. OH MY GOD! My arm is gone!!!
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Well…It will grow back… I think… It will..., right? Grow back? Will it grow back?
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ERm… anyway, I managed to capture one of the lizards, when a group of them were on their way back to the village! I sneaked up made a strange noise and when the lizard went to investigate and I kidna-
I-I subjugated it, So I can tell ya all about their physiology. If you are thinking about hunting them down, that is.
SO… their skin is purply blue and as tough as leather, but if you put it in a vat of oil and deep fry it, it gets all crispy and goes very well with some beer.
They have really strong legs, and... it tastes a lot like chicken, so a stirfry with scallion would make a really good meal. The breast part... well... is a bit stringy but if you throw it in a pot and slow cook it for.... five to eight hours, it will as tender as a puppy’s-
*cough*
Metaphoric speaking, of course, I have never... I would never eat puppies…
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And here is the proof, a lump of lizard mea-
*quickly hides bloody lump of meat*
I mean... here is a necklace of the lizard person.
There you go!
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Anyway, I hope this helps!
MoneymoneymoneyMONEY~~~
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