Mother Nature Throwdown

[HURGMCGURG]

Name a plant or animal, then describe why it's better than or why it would defeat the previous commenter's plant or animal. (Being realistic is for nerds.)
My starting animal is cow.

 

[Suryae]

Grass, because they will devour the cow.... eventually.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Trees, because they're taller than grass.

 

[Kotohood]

Flowers cause they are more beautiful than trees.

 

[tiaf]

Marimo mossballs, because they are round, fluffy and live longer than flowers.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Hedgehogs, because they can be round or not whenever they want.

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Tigers. Because they are tanks.

 

[Llamadragon]

Housecats, because while a tiger can back up their "I own everything" attitude with their strength, owning everything when you weigh five kilograms takes guts.

 

[Myrane66]

Catnip. They will render the cats asleep, and when they're vulnerable, that's when they'll attack.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Humans, because they'll keep an eye on the catnip to protect their cats.

 

[binarysoap]

Dolphins, because they're smart enough not to pollute the earth

 

[Llamadragon]

Whales, because when they fall from the skies with their flower pot buddies, they crush mere dolphins beneath them.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Barnacles, because they hitch a ride on the whale.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Barnacles, because they hitch a ride on the whale.

Squid because they can hitch a ride on the whale and maybe even kill it.

 

[ZynGrand]

The megalodon, because its really big.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Seaweed, aquatic 420

 

[TotallyHuman]

Coconut, cuz its better than some seaweed

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Coconut, cuz its better than some seaweed

Coconuts aren't a plant. They're the fruit!
Palm trees are better because that's the actual plant.

 

[YuriDoggo]

Coconuts aren't a plant. They're the fruit!
Palm trees are better because that's the actual plant.

Durians because they're basically better coconuts.

 

[tiaf]

Durians because they're basically better coconuts.

Mangoes because they don’t smell.