Ban the person above you!

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for calling me fat.

Banned for not admitting one's chubbiness.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for not admitting one's chubbiness.

Banned for criticizing my perfect roundness.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Banned for criticizing my perfect roundness.

Banned for denying your roundness. It makes you adorable.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for denying your roundness. It makes you adorable.

Banned for not letting her figure that out herself.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Banned for not letting her figure that out herself.

Banned for thinking of positive reinforcement as a bad thing.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for thinking of positive reinforcement as a bad thing.

Banned for thinking I have a problem with being round and need positive reinforcement.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Banned for thinking I have a problem with being round and need positive reinforcement.

Banned for believing you're perfectly round. You're an oval at best.

 

[Yorda]

Banned for believing you're perfectly round. You're an oval at best.

Banned for discriminating based on geometry.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Banned for discriminating based on geometry.

Banned for taking my job.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for taking my job.

Banned for not doing your job properly.

 

[Zoey]

Banned for not doing your job properly.

Banned for not having a job yourself.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for not having a job yourself.

Banned for thinking I’m a jobless fish. I’m a cop newbie.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Banned for thinking I’m a jobless fish. I’m a cop newbie.

Banned for calling yourself a cop newbie when you're an unpaid intern.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for calling yourself a cop newbie when you're an unpaid intern.

Banned for being a mentor, who doesn’t pay me.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Banned for being a mentor, who doesn’t pay me.

Banned for believing the person who is teaching you should pay you. I'm tutoring you! Maybe I should start charging you instead.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for believing the person who is teaching you should pay you. I'm tutoring you! Maybe I should start charging you instead.

Banned for thinking about it. Gramps, just forget the minor details like you always do. *summons dementia*

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for thinking about it. Gramps, just forget the minor details like you always do. *summons dementia*

Banned for encouraging dementia. You're supposed to help, not hurt him.

 

[tiaf]

Banned for encouraging dementia. You're supposed to help, not hurt him.

Banned for not taking him to a special clinic.

 

[binarysoap]

Banned for not taking him to a special clinic.

I have no idea where he lives besides a cryptic "midwest" address. Banned for not taking him to a special clinic.

 

[tiaf]

I have no idea where he lives besides a cryptic "midwest" address. Banned for not taking him to a special clinic.

Banned for thinking I have money for that as an unpaid intern.