Damn… you know, my coworkers liked to joke that I was an NPC. I would go through idling code, doing chores and the like with a blank, almost dismal expression on my face. Whenever someone entered my trigger radius, I would march up to the cash register all welcoming-like and choose randomly from a long variety of prerecorded messages I put time and effort into making…
I had a bright, sunny smile and I was ready to
help. Make their day! Give them all the service they could want!
Are you saying you would skip me? Your barista NPC?… just like that?…