I am God What secret technique do you want autodownloaded?

[HelloHound]

storage/inventory powers
then I achieve a mundane life of being a magical mover

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

storage/inventory powers
then I achieve a mundane life of being a magical mover

U-haul/(insert moving company), but fantasy version

 

[phaeous]

storage/inventory powers
then I achieve a mundane life of being a magical mover

what a daring move, choosing Inventory in a world abundant with spacerings.

I like your folly!

bestows Hidden World PHYSIQUE

whenever you grow stronger, the spatial realm connected with your sea of consciousness will swell & require karmic exchange activity

the more you network good-transferring spatial events | the more potent your systematic inventory space becomes _ letting you cultivate clones who can be sublimated into spatial apertures that offer safe & anonymous trading services in isolated miniworlds seamlessly subordinate & spatially immune -> divination or spatial tracing (since your body can deposit or withdraw any registerable entity while perfectly maintaining instinctual self-destruct vigilance procedures {other procedural operation principles can also be invented & organized})

 

[SomethingStuffHappend]

By just looking at someone they cum uncontrollably

(try to make it seem as serious as possible best kind of comedy)

(since this is a technique it isn't always active otherwise life would suck lol)

 

[phaeous]

By just looking at someone they cum uncontrollably

(try to make it seem as serious as possible best kind of comedy)

(since this is a technique it isn't always active otherwise life would suck lol)

hah....

Remote Sublimation Il

a technique than registers the undigested data most strongth under a person's genetic influence ● then through your eyes ~ evaporates some congested Qi from your dan & divines a perfect CLIMAX trigger that activates via sparks hidden in the depth of your focus

 

[AHopelessWish]

hmmmmmmmmmmm
My reaction speed?
I've always had ludicrious speed reaction time. Made me good at fighting, so I would pick that.

 

[phaeous]

hmmmmmmmmmmm
My reaction speed?
I've always had ludicrious speed reaction time. Made me good at fighting, so I would pick that.

SparkleDama* method

Your exhaustion can generate glittering subflux that enhances your reactive instinct + beckons wispy substitution-particles


This activates and is cultivated via producing controlled brainstem cancer & subverting it's properties from a rune-etching art that requires some standard ever-changing development intrinsicies you must enverberize derivatively

 

[georppy]

Money making skills

 

[phaeous]

Money making skills

Amazon.com

 

[lnv]

Xianxia Isekai incoming


If I were you, "Dancing Zephr" technique would be my pick

Gate of Babylon, cat edition

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Crouching dragon, hidden hummer.

Or time punch.

I punch your mother in the stomach when you were a fetus inside her.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Can my ability be Hypersonic Nuclear Strategic Cruise Missiles?

 

[BlackKnightX]

The technique that would turn me into God in an instant, please and thank you.

 

[Reader5050]

Everlasting body and mind

Xianxia Isekai incoming


If I were you, "Dancing Zephr" technique would be my pick

 

[phaeous]

Gate of Babylon, cat edition

Cute Things Paradise SECRET SPACE creation technique

You can connect -> the realm with your soul but it takes a committed heart

Crouching dragon, hidden hummer.

Or time punch.

I punch your mother in the stomach when you were a fetus inside her.

Anesthesia Voice cultivation art

The more you shout obscenities or prattle on crazy & cobfuse or nonsensically bedazzle your foe ; the more paralyzed & impotent they become

The technique that would turn me into God in an instant, please and thank you.

If you read & fully comprehend Aristotle's "physics" (the early 1900's oxford translation was best) you'll be good to go

Everlasting body and mind

Broken Shell Instant Death

A knowledge that requires cultivating immortality via instantly "yolking" nihilists such that they shatter -> oblivion releasing primal essence. However, if the divination technique inside cannot save you from being one-shotted you'll also instantly perish : but otherwise you're spotless & everlasting if successful ----- stripe'd throughout the firmament.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Joke Answer: Vampiress Laying Secret Technique
Actual Answer: Blood Weapon Technique (?)

Neither of my techniques got blessed by the god! I am changing religions

 

[NotaNuffian]

I feel like this is a shitpost thread with the OP then proceeds to twist whatever his respondents are typing into what he thinks, not what they want.

Typical for a politician. Or manager. Or the Mcdonalds staff when I unwillingly had to order at the counter because the machine has spoiled, again.

Do what the romans did, I guess.

My power: Masturbating to porn.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Xianxia Isekai incoming


If I were you, "Dancing Zephr" technique would be my pick

C. O. C. K. or 'Circle of Certain Knowledge'

Basically, a power that gives the user a 'library' in his brain.

So when he's asked, "How do you know that information?"

He says, "I got a huge COCK."

...

Okay I'll go back eating my instant noodles.

 

[Sola-sama]

I feel like this is a shitpost thread with the OP then proceeds to twist whatever his respondents are typing into what he thinks, not what they want.

Typical for a politician. Or manager. Or the Mcdonalds staff when I unwillingly had to order at the counter because the machine has spoiled, again.

Do what the romans did, I guess.

My power: Masturbating to porn.

C. O. C. K. or 'Circle of Certain Knowledge'

Basically, a power that gives the user a 'library' in his brain.

So when he's asked, "How do you know that information?"

He says, "I got a huge COCK."

...

Okay I'll go back eating my instant noodles.

Certified bruh moments

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Certified bruh moments

Well, I'm a teddy bruh.