@SailusGebel , Elders are unreliable: "How dare you bring dishonor to the family name?! You should die!"
Too much betrayals = revenge = too much edgy characters, especially in JP and CN = messed up people, who are glorified killers even if motives are justified. Friends stealing your exes, that's some NTR subtlety.
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@NotaNuffian , The only repercussion for overthrowing the power balance is . . . . . getting hit daily by five hundred Tsunami Waves of Trainwreck Groupies (Pointless Harem & Suicide Squad of Cannon Fodders). If you can't die from boredom, maybe from suffocations or fatal injuries from "comical" DV from your beauty groupies? Talk about crazy fans.
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CN guy punch an Emperor: Yah! I'm strong!
- Ability Activated: Power Flex
- Effects: System break for 68 years.
- Range: 1 continent
- Automatic Side Effects: Enrage +Max to all Males & Charm +Max to all Females
Simple Scenarios:
1)
Me. What a beautiful weather.
CN Guy. ARGH! Can you all fucking stop harassing me! LEAVE ME ALONE!
CN Groupies Females. "I want your babies! And your money! And your power, give me your fame!"
CN Groupies Male. "Give me back my wife, my daughter, my sister, my mother, my grandmother, you bastard thief!"
Me. . . . My dinner..... Look like I need to order a takeout.
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2)
JP: Gal girls are ugly cause they are so dark! Black is evil!
Me. I don't get why black colored hairs' so evil? What's wrong with different skin color?
JP: Spirit of darkness is black and dark! So she must be ostracized villainess/villain!
Me. Say that here in US, those folks might start a raid. Why not give the spirit of darkness different color instead of blacking him all the times?
JP: *Magically whitewash the character's skin color by granting power over Darkness and Light.
Me. . . . . . . . . That guy's so done effed up.
Other Readers of the Story: WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO REMOVE ONE CHARACTER'S UNIQUE TRAIT!? JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FOLLOW YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS! BASTARD AUTHOR / ARTIST!!!!!!
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3)
JP Guy: Rice! You westerner got no onsens! Japan is da best! We Japan can make katsu (fried pork), hamburgers, yadayadayada!
Me in Customer Line. Yea, yea. Nothing new, so where's my Ikayaki?
Mind: If you are talking your national cuisine, then aren't those foods you eat almost every day stuffs found in high school life genres? Also curries are not really original to Japan. Two, you should not be glorifying alcohol so much. Especially when there's minors reading your stories.
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4)
JP Guy: Yanderes are so cute!
Me. . . . . . . . . You really don't mind them cutting you up?
JP Guy: No! They are just misunderstood!
Me. . . . . . . Okay.... Yan-san, he's all yours!
Mind. If you say that, then those criminals known for manslaughters, rapes, and terrors are just misunderstood? Not only are you an M, you are glorifying murderers especially the rabid ones that will even kill anyone breathing near you? Are you sure this is not a Stockholm or horror thing?
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Rules of Surviving the Yandere: 1)
Do not stick your D* in Crazies. 2) Don't get involved. 3) Know your escape routes and be prepared to fight.
Press F for JP guy.
JP's tombstone: "Yanderes are just misunderstood." COD: Dismembered and preserved in formalyze bottles by his stalker."
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5)
KR Guy: All about that dungeon cause I'm so f*ing hot badA.
Me. I saw a wild Edgy Chunnibyou.
KR Guy: Grinding make me lucky!
Me. I spied a Fortune Buster.
KR Guy: When I came back, they are so weak!
Me. I spied a wild Gangsta Flexer.
KR Guy: Those girls got me into this stuff. And I ----
Me (making fried rice). Oh. It's a wild Human D* in heat. . . . . Hold it! Add those twenty-five more eggs (Fangirling "Harem" groupies)
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So yah trends.