I was interested in an IPhone for about half a day. I got there and the saleswoman said it was 400 bucks (FOR A FUCKING USED MODEL GUYS!!!)...which was already a hell fuck no for me, but I decided to humor her and ask about repair costs or replacement costs or whatever. Replacement plan? Buy the warranty which is a 100 bucks, more than I paid for my first phone and current phone. Nope. Repair costs? They charge 100 bucks JUST TO OPEN IT AND LOOK, not even counting the ACTUAL REPAIR COSTS if something is indeed wrong with it. So I noped the hell out. I made sure to be a dick about it too and said, "Which demon am I selling my soul too beforehand? And do you want the right arm or the left? And can I substitute my thumb for my middle finger? I still find a lot of use for that finger in particular", which I said when I saw her actually fetching paperwork out...and I was like...."this lady really thinks she's got me hooked HAAAAA!0!!!"
So I went and got one of those slide phones that used to be popular in like 08 or 09. Found it at a pawn shop. Paid 40 bucks for it, works as well as anything I would ever need a phone for. I don't use a phone for internet, never needed to before they were capable of it, so I don't see a reason to start now. And I was never much for texting. I prefer to call so bleh on that too. Will never forget friends texting me to tell me to call them. I got to where I would call them, tell them to text me, then hang up.
Some of my buds still laugh when they see my phone and call me old man but eh, screw them. I love my slider.