SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

just us, we're afraid. ain't nobody here but us chickens. squids. octowhatevers.
*pats you on the head*
*tucks you in with a blanket and popcorn*
*the lights darken and this bad boy gets rolled in*
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don't feel like existing today, so we're watching this today

Movie night yay!
Oke, we chillin

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Onee-chan Onii-chan I like you~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Onee-chan Onii-chan I like you~

What an entrance

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

H-hello? Anybody home?

Sadly not, we're all in school.

Onee-chan Onii-chan I like you~

What an entrance

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Sadly not, we're all in school.

Am I the only one skipping?! (°ロ°)

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

H-hello? Anybody home?

*Surprise chwomp!*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Am I the only one skipping?! (°ロ°)

Indeed.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*Surprise chwomp!*

( .-. )​

( l: )​

( :l )

\ (•◡•) /

Evasive maneuvers chomp!!!
​

Indeed.

Nyooooooo~!!!!!! Dunnwanna be grounded aloooonee!!!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

( .-. )​

( l: )​

( :l )

\ (•◡•) /

Evasive maneuvers chomp!!!
​

Impressive.

Nyooooooo~!!!!!! Dunnwanna be grounded aloooonee!!!

You have time travel, don't worry about it.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

( .-. )​

( l: )​

( :l )

\ (•◡•) /

Evasive maneuvers chomp!!!
​

*Fires Active Radar Guided Chwomp*
( .-. )

( l: )

( :l )





\ (•◡•) /

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*Fires Active Radar Guided Chwomp*

( .-. ) ​

( l: ) ​

( :l )

\ (•◡•) / ​

Impressive-er.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Impressive.

Thank you I learned from you and Matcha

You have time travel, don't worry about it.

I have the powerrrr

*Fires Active Radar Guided Chwomp*
( .-. )

( l: )

( :l )





\ (•◡•) /

tail attack!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Thank you I learned from you and Matcha

We all learn from eachother, little Daikon.

I have the powerrrr

AH, A FIRE!

tail attack!

Don't tell Enigma about it.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

We all learn from eachother, little Daikon.

Perfection

AH, A FIRE!

No mo fire

Don't tell Enigma about it.

It was... Ummm... ...tail...FLUFFING ATTACK! Yes. That was it

 

[Hopper]

*Writes calculus formula written on the board, trying to solve a math problem*
*Brain's melting*
*Refuses to elaborate and dip to sleep*

"Does any of you guys able to solve that problematic problem?"

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

tail attack!

It was... Ummm... ...tail...FLUFFING ATTACK! Yes. That was it

***Senses a disturbance in the fluff force, and pokes head around corner***

|_/\˝
|_ ≖)✨️
| ⊂\ I haz' my eyes on you...

***slowly slinks away***

 

[Hopper]

Wait, f*ck.

This goddamn piece of s**t just won't work.

Help.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

***Senses a disturbance in the fluff force, and pokes head around corner***

|_/\˝
|_ ≖)✨️
| ⊂\ I haz' my eyes on you...

***slowly slinks away***

I-I'll be a good Daikon, I swear, Fluff-sensei!

 

[quagma]

I-I'll be a good Daikon, I swear, Fluff-sensei!

[lies! we quagmas of the future have seen the truth! do not listen, fox of the fluff!]
[us quagmas of the far future reporting back! do not listen to those guys, they know not of what they speak!]
[distant future quagmas here! LIES! THEY LIE! ALL OF THEM! they're being contr--]
[IGNORE THEM! we quagmas in the adjacent dimension about 37 degrees south of starboard of you are just fine. so are they. nothing to worry about!]
[hey! us quagmas from before the dawn of time are trying to nap here! knock it off!]
*five minutes ago quagma looks at you with their big, wet eyes. somehow, they're managing to roll them. the tired exasperation in them is obvious. you can tell that this is a frequent problem that they have.*
*a deep rumbling tone ripples through your mind. it's hard, strong. inevitable. like the grinding of gears or the final closing THUD of the gates of heaven. like the last dying spark of a once-great solar furnace, now nothing but cold embers.*
[quagma from the era of the end of existence here. you'll get it figured out. now get back to work, you slackers!]
[XIR YES XIR!]
*billions of octopi scatter, splitting and shrinking and spreading out to every corner of the school, as though they were nothing more than spores in the wind.*

 

[MidnightFox]

H-hello? Anybody home?

Truth? Or Dare?