Steak Rankings

[ElliePorter]

I'll need to capture you and put you in a lab. Species that can read that aren't human need further study.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

You know this is considered a war crime in some countries, right? I mean I hope.

The bigger the steak, the more well done it needs to be.

 

[Anon2024]

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

The bigger the steak, the more well done it needs to be.

You know you can just sous-vide to cook insides, then sear it on a pan wit butter add that crust, and taste.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

You know you can just sous-vide to cook insides, then sear it on a pan wit butter add that crust, and taste.

You know you can just cook it well done? It's better that way.

 

[SirDogeTheFirst]

You know you can just cook it well done? It's better that way.

Well-done steak is too chewy and dry. If you prefer well-done red meat, go all middle east and mince it with herbs, spices, tallow, and vegetables until it turns into an almost paste-like form which then you can cook it to well done without losing all that juice and taste.

 

[NotaNuffian]

They do say that the poorer the man, the bigger he prefer.

Oh boy do I prefer the biggest.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

Some of y'alls steak privileges should be removed.

 

[Sola-sama]

They do say that the poorer the man, the bigger he prefer.

Oh boy do I prefer the biggest.

Perfectly undersatanable and relatable.

The bigger ones are better. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Anon2024]

Bigger is always better.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Bigger is always better.

Until they're old and saggy. Medium is premium but proportional to the body is best. Plus, if they're too big then they have back problems and you'll spend more time giving back massages than giving front massages, if you know what I mean.

 

[Sola-sama]

Until they're old and saggy. Medium is premium but proportional to the body is best. Plus, if they're too big then they have back problems and you'll spend more time giving back massages than giving front massages, if you know what I mean.

I see that as an absolute win.

 

[Anon2024]

I practically hijacked this thread with the second post.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

I practically hijacked this thread with the second post.

Nah it was always supposed to be steaks. She just didn't articulate it well at first.

 

[Jet]

To be honest, breasts = fat, hence they are useless, they just diminish the quality of life. That's why the world's top female athletes are generally as flat as it gets. Even without steroids, they simply train too much, so they don't have excess fat. And when it comes to the body, isn't it best to have a functional one? Even if it wasn't designed to be functional.

 

[Aader]

For steak, size doesn't matter so long as it is properly seasoned and ia medium rare.
Breast however, my opinion may upset people. Flat is nice but if I can't grip them, and play with them no thanks.
If they are too big they get in the way and make her hurt, and while I love giving back rubs, I hate having the woman I'm with in any sort of pain.
A good rule of thumb is no bigger than your palms in diameter, with nipples in the center of palm and thumbs able to meet on her chest.
According to my friend who is a girl:
Too small a pecker is unsatisfying, too big is painful, and 3-6 inches is perfect and is what most women actually want... even if they don't know it themselves.

 

[Iamnotabot]

Are you sure it's a woman?

Hey you never know, it could be a bot.

 

[TotallyHuman]

I prefer flat. It's pretty tasty.

 

[ArrogantYoungMaster]

I mean some of the primates are literally one brain cell away from turning into humans.

Some humans are figuratively one brain cell away from turning into primates.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

I realize now that this is about steak. I am a dumbass and prefer medium sized and medium rare still.