Yo, my name is whiteface

[Whiteface]

Hey my name is Whiteface, wanna see me say that in spanish? You probably don't that would sound pretty stupid. Hmm how I would I introduce myself to the masses, IK trauma dumping. My Mother never loved me and my dad gambled me for alcohol, he lost then I got kidnapped by japanese ninjas and sent to a camp in Columbia. I met a fine chick named Anne she had a dairy, and stuff. She was also blind, deaf, and infertile . Oh and I rode ina. Wheelchair for a year cause I was insecure about my legs, and also becajse of the Japanese Ninjas in Columbia that spoke French. Oh and my best friend is a hedgehog with a gun, because he thought he wouldn't fit in America.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

What the fuck kind of story is this Spanish drama shit?

 

[CarburetorThompson]

There is a pinned thread for introductions you should post there.

 

[Minx]

Your next line is, you can read this story at *insert link*

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Hey my name is Whiteface, wanna see me say that in spanish? You probably don't that would sound pretty stupid. Hmm how I would I introduce myself to the masses, IK trauma dumping. My Mother never loved me and my dad gambled me for alcohol, he lost then I got kidnapped by japanese ninjas and sent to a camp in Columbia. I met a fine chick named Anne she had a dairy, and stuff. She was also blind, deaf, and infertile . Oh and I rode ina. Wheelchair for a year cause I was insecure about my legs, and also becajse of the Japanese Ninjas in Columbia that spoke French. Oh and my best friend is a hedgehog with a gun, because he thought he wouldn't fit in America.

Hi Ye.

 

[Whiteface]

There is a pinned thread for introductions you should post there.

Cool thanks still new lol

 

[georgelee5786]

Get Hollywood on the phone, I want to see whiteface's story get a movie adaptation

 

[BearlyAlive]

Get Hollywood on the phone, I want to see whiteface's story get a movie adaptation

Don't get Hollywood or we'd get Blackface or Yellowface instead to cater to modern audiences instead of the people that'd actually watch Whiteface.

 

[J_Chemist]

No.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Don't get Hollywood or we'd get Blackface or Yellowface instead to cater to modern audiences instead of the people that'd actually watch Whiteface.

We never get Jewface. I feel left out.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I'm sorry to hear that.

 

[georgelee5786]

Don't get Hollywood or we'd get Blackface or Yellowface instead to cater to modern audiences instead of the people that'd actually watch Whiteface.

Then we give it to a European or Asian film company

 

[Mellohwa]

Hey my name is Whiteface, wanna see me say that in spanish?

Yes!

 

[Sola-sama]

We never get Jewface. I feel left out.

So what are you going to do? Smack Whiteface with your Jew-jutsu?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

So what are you going to do? Smack Whiteface with your Jew-jutsu?

Why am I having flash backs to the 80s about a rocket launcher touting Japanese school girl fighting some ninja throwing stars of David as weapons?

 

[Lloyd]

We never get Jewface. I feel left out.

You can't talk about Jewface or you'll get cancelled and lose everything. It's just a coincidence face.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Da meds stopped working, it seems

 

[Whiteface]

Da meds stopped working, it seems

the last time i took my meds was on an sacrificial alter, the cthulhu fanboys got me.