You can go back 100,000 years to a cave that will be discovered by archeologists, what do you write on the wall to mess with them?

[NotaNuffian]

8==D~

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

"the Uchiha are born evil!" - Uchiha #1 enemy

every human Is born with the will to survive, when in the right conditions willing to become evil

 

[Sabruness]

the first meme, courtesy of the 1st AIF.

 

[Jaymi]

welcome to my cave

 

[Azure_Fog]

I would write: “Error 404: Data not found. Please contact administrators if you believe this is an issue.” Hmm… Maybe I’ll go do that now.

But the earth isn't even 100,000 years old.

I think you’re in the wrong multiversal branch…

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I'd write the entire vampy religious doctrine I made up in that moment. Mostly it would be about how vampires should behave, and how they should treat their food.

But the earth isn't even 100,000 years old.

True, it's much older than that.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I think you’re in the wrong multiversal branch…

The multiverse is also not real.

True, it's much older than that.

Doubt.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

The multiverse is also not real.

Doubt.

 

[MisterEnigmatic]

There are no faces, for in these depths lie a myriad of contorted visages, all gnashing their teeth and begging to their god for an end to the ceaseless torment. Such is the fate of all those who choose to further descend into a hole forsaken by even Satan himself.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

"9/11 is an inside job."

 

[Sagacious_Punk]

Like any self-respecting globe-trotting Bulgarian, I'll write КУР on the wall and go back home.

It's a cultural legacy as old as time itself.

 

[Kenjona]

Here I sit, broken-hearted;
Paid a dime -- and only farted.
Next time I will take a chance: Save a dime, or shit my pants!

Watch where you step.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Lyrics:

 

[John_Owl]

"In the year 2023, a time-traveling writer named SworderZaciano visited this cave. He originally thought of rick-rolling you, but decided not to. Beware of plane-hijackings in September of 2001. PS: Extraterrestrials make first contact in the year NO AHHHHHH...

"Extraterrestrials will visit in" followed by a bunch of scribbles, then say "Carl keeps erasing the year. my bad."

 

[A-Thousand-ideas]

I will write the lyric of this Song

I had the exact same idea the moment i read the title.

 

[Voidiris]

I had the exact same idea the moment i read the title.

Shouldn't you write thousands ideas on the cave wall?

 

[Azurea_Mystis]

"We are currently having a problem where System notifications and error logs are being written to cave wall textures, and this isn't something we can fix."
System Update v_1.36.735.94 Build 37983
• Fixed pineapples turning into nuclear bombs when colliding with a meteorite that weighs more than 563 Melhps
• Replaced audio track for universe edge
• Fixed Terrans being able to cast magic when their name started with 'q'
• Changed official english name of crog (fruit) to orange (fruit)
• Made it impossible to jump without touching a solid surface with the bottom of your feet
• Nuclear fusion no longer initiates from ash and elephant urine mixture thrown into an inactive volcano
• Made child bearing less difficult

 

[FluffyGamma]

The entire lore of Skibidi Toilet including artistic renditions so everyone will be too scared to invent the toilet

 

[Aader]

I'd write pseudo religious scriptures in Phoenician, while referencing Atlantis, Murim cultivation and modern pornstars.

 

[Shrimp_eater]

"Careful on the way out"