I snorted when I read part of that.
As for people downvoting due to disliking the genre....well geez guys...maybe, just maybe, they could....(come close so I can whisper this ancient secret), "DON'T READ THE SHIT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!". Oh wow, just dropped a major knowledge bomb on some folks. I dislike xianxia, gender-bender, BL, GL, and non-humanoid MC's or anything of the like, so guess what I don't read? Ding-ding, you got it: Xianxia, gender-bender, BL, GL, non-humanoid MC's and the like. I also find most ero-stories less "story" and more "ero" and just avoid them on sheer principle. The author's behind them, I don't think they really wanted to write a story, just wanted to explore their own fetishes. But eh, to each their own.