meh.. you're like a comical villain who'd feel bad if the heroes accidentally got hurt...
@TheEldritchGod would rant about old bread he got at the bakery while pulling my fingernails and flaying my skin
*gasp* is that… how you see me? A joke?
Well good! *giggles* If that is the case, you wouldn’t mind entertaining the notion of going under the night sky with me! *hugs your squishy self*
I can’t wait! Hmmm… I’ll bring some popcorn, pillows, and sleeping bags for us. Extra cushy!
And you can melt under the oozing, irregular passage of time as the Stars’ joyous tears cascade upon you! The plants of this scenic picnic area will grow into your soul and body, riddling your slime self like tape worms and botfly larvae, in a hopeless attempt to escape the callous, curious, cold gaze of the Stars. Then you’ll get to experience being devoured from the inside by a kernel of Starvation, planted there by the plasma-dripping kisses of These Weeping Eyes. Feel your insides slowly, nauseatingly, drain away into perhaps your first true taste of what hunger can be. It is mindbendingly intense and heady, swallowing your mind like PAC-man to a pellet, and it is just unnoticeable to the Stars.
Let’s have FUN!!!