BenJepheneT

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  BenJepheneT

• Aug 4, 2022

lads is it wrong to say that the average adolescent body type does not have hourglass figures or c cups, and is it wrong to back up my claim as a part-time teacher teaching kids in that age group

I was called a low-lifer creep when I said that and my confusion only mounts

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  BenJepheneT

• Aug 3, 2022

an NTR system where the protagonist gets cucked so bad his debuff broke the spectrum and looped back into being the strongest cheater and now he fucks all the bitches back into his harem

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  BenJepheneT

• Aug 1, 2022

good evening lads i chipped a tooth cause my hands slipped while doing chest pumps how's your day?

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  Agentt

• Aug 1, 2022

>.>
Sorry for missing your birthday big man.

Have a delayed one now
Use this message as an excuse to buy yourself some good shit or something.

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  BenJepheneT

• Aug 1, 2022

"Aye this class is easy why are you struggling?"

My notebook:

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 31, 2022

"I listen to all types of music"

No, no I don't. I just have very specific niches that only very few subgenres touch on and saying that I listen to everything is easier than explaining why I have William Basinski next to Limp Bizkit on the same playlist.

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 31, 2022

despite berserk being lauded for its detailed art and the emotional depth of its story, one thing ill always remember is this singular panel from the Black Swordsman Arc

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 30, 2022

I wonder if there's shaman doctors out there in the 16th century providing dubious excuses to harass women like "oh my it seems you have a lump in your chest let me suck all the bad juju out of it"

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 29, 2022

"they call me the Chest Sitter, for my ability to stand my ground and protect the Capital Treasury for over 50 years. I'm not to be confused with my distant brother, the Chest Shitter, whose queer interests have led him to be banned from over 50 red light districts across the kingdom"

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  Aaqil

• Jul 28, 2022

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 28, 2022

Happy birthday to me

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 27, 2022

"I'm just gonna take a short afternoon nap 2 hours max no Biggie"

And that's how I found myself up at 3 in the morning

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 27, 2022

i want a girl who can suck

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 26, 2022

I let some major demons out on my sketchbook today. Best to let it sit untouched by the light forever.

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 25, 2022

I've said this before but I'll say it again: I got a twitter now

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1551557319300812801

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 25, 2022

I've just met this girl and without warning she immediately launches into an autistic tirade about MacBooks and their processors and how she prefers the Intels over Apple's in-house M series.

I think I've met the one bros.

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 24, 2022

I just created a Twitter account and after just half a week I found users discussing fetishes closely resembling Japanese torture tactics used during their Southeast Asian invasion during WWII

I'm horrified but intrigued I'm gonna lurk some more

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 23, 2022

Some cats tried to dab on my sun-dried fish in my backyard and I let them know the wrath of Man with a wooden rifle

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 22, 2022

dating a neurodivergent gf is like playing dice on whether she's the kind of savant that can beatbox with her queefs

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  BenJepheneT

• Jul 22, 2022

forgot to post deer mommy i apologize lads