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  • my biggest fear in life is that one day i will be so desensitised by dark subject matters that i'll be appointed as a suspect for a murder because i seemed unfazed when coming across the crime scene
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    You're going to be fine.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    "Sir, I've received reports of you photographing the victim's body without permission and when questioned, you've stated you 'wanted references for your own purpose'. May you elaborate on that?"
    Look at that, my favourite content creator is having a good life and it's making me glad in return

    "Hey man, that's a parasocial relationship"

    I swear to god the term's been run to the fucking ground
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    having a crush is one too, thinking about it now

    we're all fucking shit in the brains now, aren't we
    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    anybody saying parasocial relationships are inherently bad have a fundemental misunderstanding of the subject
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i ain't saying that, but from what I've read off general consensus, empathy seems to a mutually understood, unspoken undesirable quality
    there are people in life with great ideals who ultimately fail on what they preach. but lest we forget; man fails, ideas preserve. the pioneer doesn't necessarily master the subject. ideas and philosophies are blueprints; it is up to us builders to turn that image into reality.
    Piracy of any software is theft of the programmers' labour. End of story.
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    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    Sad but true Ben. Sad but true. Of course, I grew up in Canarsie and also spent some time living in Crown Heights. These are probably the two worst areas of Brooklyn, which is already tied for the worst borough of NYC alongside Queens.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    Yuppies aren't created where I grew up unless it is through less than legal means and they don't stay long once they get the needed cash to leave since if they stay flexing that kind of money around for long, they tend to get robbed and dumped in the East River and then float out into the Atlantic Ocean. I've known quite a few people who have vanished without a trace.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    @Paul_Tromba I lived in Durham, North Carolina for a little over 2 years. A lot of former New Yorkers seem to live in Durham, and vice versa. No idea why these two cities have this weird unintentional citizen exchange.
    what do they do with the left over cum when the porn shoot ends? do the porn stars get to take it home or is there some health and safety rule where it has to be chucked out and not let homeless have it?
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    since porn business is known to be rather nasty, I wouldn't put it past these villains to waste perfectly fine food
    i'd normally chalk this up to desperate bag chasing but I'm willing to put it aside for this man. for the stuff he's done, he deserves to have more.

    Hello, meep! You have become even more deplorable in the time I haven't seen you, meep!
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    if you stare into my eyes, the abyss stares back.

    cock
    the best cock warmers are often hidden in the depths of Wish.com. like this cool ass waffle iron i found.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    There are no lies between both of those sentences. a waffle iron can make a great cock warmer and wish.com has a decent selection if you look deep enough.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    double entendre leggo
    i'm officially working on my first smut series. it's more of an erotica, actually, after consulting with some more seasoned smut writers.


    go check it out if you feel like it
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    LostLibrarian
    LostLibrarian
    While I embrace the comedic tone, I have to say that the long paragraphs and overall flow don't really fit smut/erotica. Sure, you have to set a lot up, but having long exposition in the middle downgrades the act itself.

    It's still early on, but if you want to compete against the "usual smut", you should concentrate on the flow and pacing during the edits. Otherwise, people might switch of halfway.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Gonna need some smut recommendations as a point of reference. Got some good ones for me?
    gaylolis
    gaylolis
    dowman sayman wrote several comedic smuts that might fit your alley

    i feel that in smut, the more weird shit you add, the better. i still remember some stuff lke inserting a deflated basketball into someone's vagoo and pumping it in.
    I fucking hate porn that cuts itself abruptly in the end. I don't care that the step siblings came inside each other. I need to know if the sister got unstuck from the washing machine. I NEED TO KNOW.
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    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    Uhhh I don't think she was every actually stuck.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    we nail tongues of liars onto crosses round these parts you better watch your fucken mouth
    Superboii
    Superboii
    Get premium you'll see some character development
    hey, i love you guys. this site's been my internet home for the past two years along with a few others. it's a joy to wake up and log in and see what you guys are up to.

    the inevitable is eventual but i'll miss you lads and lasses when it comes.

    that is all.
    do you think i should start writing smut?
    Armored99
    Armored99
    I thought you already were.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    surprise surprise, i wasn't.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT

    TO ALL YOU FUCKS WHO EVER DOUBTED ME

    Y'ALL CAN go home and kiss your mothers and hug your fathers they miss you also suck a fat balkan dick
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