BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    I've learned to be more creative towards my insults. Instead of calling someone "stupid" or "brainless" I just look at them in the eye, knock my crown and make clicking sounds with my tongue in sync.
    BenJepheneT
    Elon Musk randomly tweeted "aliens built the pyramids obv" and people went insane calling him racist

    Holy shit I love the internet it's like a collective outing on who to put in the proverbial gas chamber next time round
    BenJepheneT
    Fun Fact: lionesses demand sex by biting on the lion's BALLZ

    To Unsubscribe from Ben's Biweekly Benevolent Horny Facts send FUCKMEDADDY to 69696
    BenJepheneT
    people who have incest fetishes are most likely only childs who never experienced having a sibling before
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    tiaf
    tiaf
    That doesn’t sound so wrong. :blob_hmm_two:
    but there are always exceptions:sweating_profusely:
    binarysoap
    binarysoap
    How would having a sibling cure people's Oedipus complex?
    AkalE
    AkalE
    A lot of Sigmund Freud's theories have been proven to be wrong/biased though...
    BenJepheneT
    Some Boomers don't have the mental capacity to accept homosexuality but holy fuck are they scarily competitive in mobile 8 Ball Pool
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    Saileri
    Saileri
    That's so true.
    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    You can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. My boomer grandparents swear at card games buddy, 8 Ball Pool is just the tip of the iceberg.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    Still remember the time I joined a Spades card game from a friend's grandpa and some other older dudes. I hadn't played in years so I got some of the rules mixed up with Texas Hold 'em or Poker or something (I forget which). Fucking room went silent and I swear the temperature dropped several degrees. Grandpa dude looked at my friend and was like, "Where'd you find this asshole?" pointing at me.
    BenJepheneT
    Just got 3 more drive by one stars. Where are these guys coming from? It's not like I'm getting publicized I only got like 3.1k views god damn

    Am I getting somewhere?
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    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    Report your own story. Tell it Tony. Maybe you get some who gave me a few.^^
    Zoey
    Zoey
    I can imagine someone getting butt hurt after reading one of Benben's posts. Ben's one of those people were you either see the comity in his words or you take it as some kind of attack. And considering some people take things way to personally it's not really a surprise.
    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    Unlikely, I got 4 star over the last days and I got 3 removed through complaints. There seems to be a rampant 1 starer around here. :blob_evil_two:
    BenJepheneT
    I know I'm gonna sound like a vile boomer but holy shit people really don't care what they're reading as long as it fits the genre. It can be shit spewed on paper and it still sells because it's isekai/Yuri/gender-bender/LGBT/LitRPG/smut/pick one it doesn't fucking matter as long as its popular as shit
    BenJepheneT
    tell me about your day

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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    This morning, I remembered something I did in high school and realized how fucking stupid I was.
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    Well, we all got those memories @HURGMCGURG. Just remember to be grateful they happened then, and not now, and thank God they have happened, cause' you really don't want them to occur in your later years.

    Think of them like building blocks to the man you are now. Without them, who know how cringe you'd be today?
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    Yorda
    For each stupid thing I have done in my life there is one awesome thing. Somehow it still isn't a net zero game and I only play it slightly differently from the past.

    Monster energy drinks make me feel like I have a cold a few hours later, other than that they are somewhat tasty ...
    BenJepheneT
    oh fuck got hit with another drive-by one star.

    I'm not talking about the one star but on the fact that a nobody's story like mine is getting one star. These guys are indiscriminate, Jesus.
    BenJepheneT
    "ohmigod Africa is having its worst drought since 2018 pls help"

    what the fuck do you want me to do ask God to start raining
    Zoey
    Zoey
    No you need to make god cry and fertilize the land with his tears.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Well go blame that senile old man that keeps crying over the wrong piece of fucken land
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    Joyce Kilmer, an American poet, died during WW2 and was buried under a tree.

    I guess you could say his death was poetree.
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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    You could also say that your pun was terrible and that you're a disgrace to all of mankind, but I know when to keep my mouth shut.

    I really didn't like that pun.
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    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    De mortis nihil nisi bene. :blob_evil_two:
    BenJepheneT
    Ceaser's Legion runs on such an obvious idiot plot that I'm surprised Ceaser hasn't fallen over his massive brain tumor
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