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  • Complete the sentence,
    I am not like other girls, I ____
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    ...don't like wearing dresses, skirts, hair products or makeup.
    '-'

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    Agentt
    Agentt
    A girl like that would be a blessing since i am allergic to all that plastic
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    ... don't use nonsensical labels, and 'quirkiness' to define me, I prefer my actions to speak for me.
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    What's the deal with phosphorus pentachloride?
    -Explosions&Fire 2021
    Agentt
    Agentt
    This was too funny a joke to not post
    A man doesn't become a chef just because he made a sandwich. Similarly, I am not gay for sucking a dick thrice
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    There's nothing wrong with being gay, so there's no point in trying to clarify whether you are or not.

    But was it three sucks, or sucked three dicks? You need to be clear about these things, or people might get the wrong idea.
    SailusGebel
    SailusGebel
    Shame.
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    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    I understand, it’s not that you are gay, it’s that you are fine to do homosexual acts :blob_aww::blob_drool:
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    An owl asks everyone, "Who?"
    Because of this, it is said to be wise in English, but dumb in Hindi, since Hindi folk didn't knew what who meant.


    This says a lot about our society
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I breath in the smoke from a fat joint. "We live in a society."
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Where its unethical to wish your wife's nipples looked like dicks
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    This is what I meant by the simplest but most fucked up comment you could think of. This is what modern comedy is.
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    A girl tells you that the only purpose in your life is to get titty fucked by her. What do you do?
    Olga_Haus
    Olga_Haus
    But even if she gave the best titfucks ever, I think the twin understandings that...
    - This was all there was to life &
    - This too was all entirely meaningless after the first time you spunked between her udders
    ...would fill anyone's soul with a hollow existential dread.
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    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    Gross
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    It wasn't that gross, and was rather poetic. It shows the human soul cannot be captured like a robin
    Why do authors think 12 year olds say "you are weird lol" every 2 seconds?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    12 year olds will learn the pain of growing up and remembering how they acted when they were 12 and it's one thing that adults just can't teach the children

    run as you may; the cringe arrives nonetheless
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    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    I miss the days when "cringing on past actions" was still anywhere on my emotional spectrum. Now the anxiety about tomorrow, is all i am about... Adulthood... Its hard...:blob_no:
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    Olga_Haus
    Olga_Haus
    Authors own interactions with 12 year olds all end that way.
    Just found out that a friend of mine drinks alcohol, and I am beginning to wish there was a block option irl too.
    Generik0
    Generik0
    Yea bro just continue the life of being sober follow my path and many others.
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    Tbh, just drinking is fine. Over drinking, or being an obnoxious drunk though, I'd understand.

    Not me though. I had a sip of beer(like seven-eleven beer or something, don't get defensive) when I was a kid and I was like, "Never again." The flavor is literally the worst.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    :(
    I can understand drinking wine once a while, but this was a drinking party to prepare for the mega drinking party which will happen on Christmas
    Its weird how people freely give out their Instagram, or facebook ids, but are suspicious when I ask them their email ids
    NikkuNii
    NikkuNii
    Email is more... professional, you know?
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    Rather than professional, it's linked to ALL of your accounts. If you hack an email, you basically get everything. Unless you juggle multiple emails like me. 😤
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Well, but Instagram doesn't even need hacking, I can find where you live, your birthday, your cat's birthday etc just by scrolling
    I want to catfish someone right now, I can't be a complete trap without catfishing people
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    I am merely giving you advice as an aged catfish. I have catfished nuffies out of people using my charms, ya know. I bet all you've catfished are slaps to the face. Well, I kind of almost did those a lot as well, but we won't talk about them.
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    I shall start a new era. Besides, people love reverse traps
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    Your era would be sad.
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