I could easily make entire novel length filler arcs to triple the word count of my main story but I'm not that cruel of a person so instead, I'll just make some side story novels with barely any connection other than a time frame to the main plot.
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Dumb story idea: Recently becoming the captain of a ship during the age of exploration, the MC sets off for the new world. However, the navigator is dyslexic so you're lost and everyone onboard is none the wiser because all but the MC and navigator can't read. This would be written similar to a Greek travelogue but with a bit of fantasy.
Pretty much.
Ever since I was 9 I've never been able to equate Quinton Tarantino to anything other than "that one monster fucker director" because a friend told me and it's been stuck in my head ever since.
New bad idea: I sort through every Geneva convention rule for wartime and spend the next several years finding everything that is technically Outlawed by the Geneva convention. Once I've completed it I'll submit it to the UN where they will do nothing about it an push it under the rug due to too many countries being called out.
In order to return to my consistent daily writing schedule, I am reverting back to an idiotic rapscallion.
Just found out that Sweden is getting cancelled for cultural racism and being asocial assholes.
Elon Musk should collaborate with Lego to make a build your own Lego Tesla car that runs. Yes, I want to drive a lego.byes, it would be a terrible idea. Think of the insurance.
This might be the greatest history video on the internet.
A bird just fell out of a tree and into me. What should I do with it? I kind of put him in my beanie after it slapped into me on impulse.
Grammarly has started seeing how much I use it to the point that they started giving me free premium tips.
Pretty sure that Donald Duck is actually Popeye's secret fursona identity.
Im gonna simultaneously dehydrate for three weeks while edging non stop and the first thing I'm gonna do on the fourth week is find your pet dog and ram his backdoor so hard that by the time I'm done the underside of your dog would resemble that of a ran over tube of steaming toothpaste
You've all heard of the Jack of all trades. Well, I present a new subclass called the Jack-off of all trades. Capable of doing just about any task, these humans tend to spend all of their free time partying with no real long-term motivation. However, if given motivation then they can evolve into a pure Jack of all trades which could make them rich or needed in a community.
Just learned that Brittany Spears is older than ciabatta bread. Weird.
Terrible idea: Cyber punk Viking. Vikings were given advances technology by aliens. Bass boosted dubstep becomes their battle music. They also have RGB beard braids a Lazer axes that come back to them. Lastly, their version of Odin has a robotic eye.
Time to pretend I know what I'm doing while giving a presentation on how to do my job. I am going to mess this up.
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