Deus ex machina is stupid. Just kill off your characters as penance for your lack of foresight. It won't make the narrative better but it will prevent it from getting worse... Unless you fridge the characters rather than giving them a proper death.
One thing that I wonder about from time to time is what the Animorphs cover art models are doing now? Did being immortalized as a fucking animal morphing child give them an advantage in life or did it hinder them? Do any of them even acknowledge that they were a part of a literary dumpster fire?
Have you ever read something that made you think "I believe that my eyes are too confused to commit suicide but they are definitely disgusted enough to consider it."
I am very confused by the amount of people who have asked me how I can be so carefree and happy most of the time, and when I tell them they say happiness doesn't work like that and that I'm wrong.
Whoever gave me the ability to see my thoughts as words is really stupid because I was thinking about beef and I just see BEEF in a gigantic neon font. Why is my brain like this?
Just met an actual British "person" today. I thought they were a fantasy race like elves. Does that mean the Beatles were real and not the start of fantasy persona bands?
There are like 3 groundhogs outside my apartment and my boss said that he would like me to permanently remove them so I will now be bow hunting sometime tonight for groundhogs I have dubbed "Gordon's." Should taste good in a stew or chili.
Went to go contact my illustrator to see if I could commission a few things from them but then I realized that they live in Russia. Every form of communication I have with them is now useless and even if I did get in contact with them, I can't pay them because of the bans on Russia.
I just had this dumb idea for a conspiracy theory. The whole reason why there's an obesity problem in the US is because a secret cannibal cult is running everything in America and using their power to back the fast food industry and allow horrible filler ingredients to slow the metabolism.
Currently looking for a single AMV on youtube that I watched 8 years ago because my mind desires the nostalgia it can provide. I have never been able to find it. Now I search deep through youtube history for it. Wish me luck!