I JUST HAD THE MOST EUREKA MOMENT EVER! I FECKING GOT IT!
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Ritorita: Commision an artist or use Canvas to draw your own cover.
Me: *downloads a white background and writes by Agentt on it*
Ritorita has no fecking comedy tag! It is literally denying my existence
I cannot believe today was the first time I learned the word eminent.
|.o)
Did the game die?
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Today is the second time I am annoyed at the entire female variety of humans.
pfp + banner sauces?
Can you tell me who won?
I was already having problems with acronyms like ftw and tfw and now kids use stuff like fs, fp, np.
Looks like it'll be a fast game with how it's going.
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Pride month is a scam. It's just like women having no pockets so they are forced to buy purses.
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Your message count is palindromic.
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It seems a lot is happening in your game.
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You coping okay?
Need a huggle?
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Since pride month is here, my favourite rainbow coloured ice cream is now twice the price.
*headpats*
Hello my little bunny
A 12 year old girl once confessed her love for me. What do you call this? Reverse pedo?
Also, as a note, I daughter-zoned her.
One of the most unraging questions i encounter is where the question has weird units.
Like, the question maker just gave up. He was told to make a tricky question, so instead of using his brain, he just changed all the units to imperial and gave us a middle finger.
Help! I can't stop sucking this loli!
*pats*
Now that my profile is unviewable you can’t pat me back :)
One of the most weirdest questions I have ever encountered
Q. Why do people pour a spoonful of kerosene on puddles of water to keep mosquitoes away?
1. Mosquitoes don't like the smell
2. Mosquitoes don't like bathing in oil
3. Oil sticks to mosquitoes
4. Due to the reduced surface tension of oil, mosquitoes' eggs can't float at drown. -
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