Granted, you are now blind to the intentions of others. You are now easy to take advantage of, and only realise that you have been betrayed once everything is lost.
Granted, they're all delivered in Venenzualan currency.
Granted, it is a pointed toe, 5 inch high heeled shoe which you can never remove.
granted, you have massive testicles. just straight-up tungsten balls the size of car engines. now everyone looks at you oddly perpetually.
Granted. You are given the most boring job of guiding mindless shades to the gates to hell. You never get to step into the 'real' hell, just technically in its sphere of influence.
Granted, you're now time-travelled 8 hours before your birth.
Well, I can now try to purchase Bitcoins in 2012.
Granted, but now the whole world only speak and write in traditional Chinese.
Granted, you now live at a potato farm in Ohio, USA with a geriatric dog named Ocho.
Granted, it's from your toilet bowl.
Granted, but every time you teleport you get stuck in a conveniently-sized hole that presents your bottom to anyone in the area.
Granted, a newspaper from The Sun has spontaneously combusted.
Granted, now the mallet is stuck in your rectum.
Granted, now you're living 177013's ending instead of the protagonist.
granted, it's a knuckle sandwich