Agentt
Thighs
- Joined
- Oct 8, 2020
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Granted, but you are have a sense of humor of 5 years old.
I wish for my stove to fix itself.
Granted, but you are have a sense of humor of 5 years old.
Says the guy that told me to say wiener. Granted, but it takes a really long time.Granted, but you are have a sense of humor of 5 years old.
I wish for my stove to fix itself.
Granted. Yay! That was your one chance of having a wish fulfilled and you wasted it.Says the guy that told me to say wiener. Granted, but it takes a really long time.
I wish for potato to be pronounced po-tah-toe
I didn’t waste it, it was a very well thought out wish... Granted, but only for five seconds.Granted. Yay! That was your one chance of having a wish fulfilled and you wasted it.
I wish to put down my phone.
Hehe, you weren't able to break my wish.I didn’t waste it, it was a berry well thought out wish... Granted, but only for five seconds.
I wish for the ability to fall asleep instantly.
Granted, but you had to steal someone else’s eyesHehe, you weren't able to break my wish.
Granted, but only during boring lectures.
I wish for my eyes to get better
Granted...I mean seriously? That thing will stink. Why do you even want that much cheese?Granted, but you had to steal someone else’s eyes
I wish for 50 metric tons of cheese.
Granted, but you’re now a wanted criminalGranted...I mean seriously? That thing will stink. Why do you even want that much cheese?
I wish to steal someone's eyes.
Granted, but now you are infected by fleasGranted, but you’re now a wanted criminal
I wish for even more cheese.
Granted, but you are now blind because the light can’t reach your eyes anymoreGranted, but now you are infected by fleas
I wish for invisibility, including my clothes
Granted, you have now become a non sentient time machine. You can only be used by others.Granted, but you are now blind because the light can’t reach your eyes anymore
I wish to be able to manipulate space and time.
Granted, but you become addicted and that’s all you can eat from now on.Granted, you have now become a non sentient time machine. You can only be used by others.
I wish to eat a really good veg sandwich
Granted, but now you feel weird using it for obvious reasons.Granted, but you become addicted and that’s all you can eat from now on.
I wish for a towel.
Granted, but you are now a wanted criminal.Granted, but now you feel weird using it for obvious reasons.
I wish to kill someone who is more powerful than me.
Not granted.Granted, but you are now a wanted criminal.
I wish to have a lamp.
Granted, all your belongings exploded leaving you with nothingNot granted.
I wish for nothing
Granted, here you go.Granted, all your belongings exploded leaving you with nothing
I wish for everything
Granted, but people stole it from youGranted, here you go.
'everything'
I wish for a better phone for absolutely free without any problems
Granted, but you shall no longer be perfect.Granted, but people stole it from you
I wish for a tornado
Granted, but you get arrested for theftGranted, but you shall no longer be perfect.
I wish for lot's of money in my bank account