T.K._Paradox
Was Divided By Zero: Looking for Glovebox Jesus
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So my bus was late today, and not for the reason you think.
You see I ride public transportation because I am poor, and it saves me from spending over $3.30 per gallon of gas. I can't really hold down a job given the number of classes I have. So naturally, the price for me being cost-effective was the bus that picks me up every time from college is the one full of mentally unstable people, cripples, and special needs people. I can not make this next part-up.
So there happen to be these two people on the bus, one Karen lady that always rides that by the way she acts leads me to believe she needs meds. The other is a quadriplegic who likes to talk shit, these two argue a lot but nothing really comes of it, until today. I call because my bus is twenty minutes late, only to find out, from the operator on the other end of the phone that the Karen fucking snapped and decided to see if she could fold a vegetable into a pretzel, after the cripple decided to say to her and I quote, "I fucked your mom."
Then the bus driver decide to brake up the fight and things ended up even nastier. When my driver showed up he had a shiner, and the two combatants were gone. I asked the woman who sets to me to confirm the story, and she gave the perfect answer by confirming the story and rolling her eyes and saying, "Fucking retards."
You see I ride public transportation because I am poor, and it saves me from spending over $3.30 per gallon of gas. I can't really hold down a job given the number of classes I have. So naturally, the price for me being cost-effective was the bus that picks me up every time from college is the one full of mentally unstable people, cripples, and special needs people. I can not make this next part-up.
So there happen to be these two people on the bus, one Karen lady that always rides that by the way she acts leads me to believe she needs meds. The other is a quadriplegic who likes to talk shit, these two argue a lot but nothing really comes of it, until today. I call because my bus is twenty minutes late, only to find out, from the operator on the other end of the phone that the Karen fucking snapped and decided to see if she could fold a vegetable into a pretzel, after the cripple decided to say to her and I quote, "I fucked your mom."
Then the bus driver decide to brake up the fight and things ended up even nastier. When my driver showed up he had a shiner, and the two combatants were gone. I asked the woman who sets to me to confirm the story, and she gave the perfect answer by confirming the story and rolling her eyes and saying, "Fucking retards."