What will happen if Hideo Kojima reviews your novel?

[gaylolis]

I think I will get goosebumps, nervous breakdown and wonder if Kojima loves lolis.

 

[TotallyHuman]

Htf is Hideo Kojima?

 

[Jamminrabbit]

dgaf, his games are shit

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Is that the guy involved with the Metal Gear Solid games?

 

[Deleted member 25179]

I would stop writing my novel if it was a 5-star review.

 

[High-in-the-skys]

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!
No really, if he asked you to add a sexy exhibitionist plant-woman sniper I wouldn't mind adding one. Who even hates sexy girls?

 

[someonesomeguy]

I would believe i am the protagnist of the anime and a genius

 

[Zavha0mnic]

I really would make a social media account and my only message on it would be a picture of the review. Along with the caption. ‘Luckiest person alive pls nerf’

 

[K5Rakitan]

It depends on what the review says.

 

[NotaNuffian]

I would probably screenshot it asap in case he decides to take it down, assuming it is a good comment and use it as an ad.
Example: As commented by the genius behind Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill Hideo Kojima.

 

[Omnifarious]

What will happen if Hideo Kojima reviews your novel?​

Hmm... what would happen.... I suppose Hideo Kojima will develop rampant alcoholism and become addicted to various forms of hard narcotics, endlessly trying to chase the same high he got by reading my novel.

 

[TheTrinary]

He would be horribly, horribly confused. I'm pretty sure he doesn't speak english.

 

[Fromage]

Cool story bro need more nanomachines tho

 

[Milk.Milkan]

Insert %Кодзима - Гений% joke here.

 

[gunhtoi]

dgaf, his games are shit

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[nautics]

Never write again, because he probably called it utter trash unfit to be read by anyone. Then cry when in his next game there's a torture scene where the prisoner is forced to read my novel, inducing convulsions and causing him to froth at the mouth, ultimately leading to his death. All this from having read but the first chapter.

 

[Schwab]

Never write again, because he probably called it utter trash unfit to be read by anyone. Then cry when in his next game there's a torture scene where the prisoner is forced to read my novel, inducing convulsions and causing him to froth at the mouth, ultimately leading to his death. All this from having read but the first chapter.

goodness gracious, how self conscious are you?

 

[BenJepheneT]

i think it'll be