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I have no motivation to do anything right now.
Interesting concept: Rats are the Capri-sun of the vampire world. Also, since coconut water can act as a substitute for blood in a transfusion, it would be safe to say that vegan vampire's could live off of coconut water.
When you search the corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don't have any money.
Congrats on 2k messages
Question... If someone with one arm uses sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent?
Woohoo! I accidentally summoned the hero! Now what? Has reached 150 readers.
For those that don't know, Slavic vampire's would turn into butterflies instead of bats and the like. It's even creepier when you learn that butterflies drink blood along with nectar.
I've noticed a pattern of rarely anybody being on the forums from around 10 PM to 4 AM EST.
If anyone really wants to know how to hallucinate without drugs, all you have to do is cut a ping pong ball in half and tape the over your eyes, lay down, and play radio static. It's a really neet experiment. Attempt at your own risk.
*in a French narrator accent* Ah, the crescent moon, the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle.
Finally finished making some apple cider mead. It just tastes like 16% alcohol-enhanced apple juice. Not really partial to it myself but my friends seem to enjoy it.
I just realized that non-Americans probably don't know that it is very common to see a giant pair of lifelike human testicles hanging from the back of people's trucks. Anyways, non-Americans on the forum, you now know.
Her Lordessship, how may I steal your mullet?
New chapter of I Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what?
My roommate and I have plans to start training the local crow population come spring so that we can become their leaders and walk around with hundreds of crows following us. Eventually they will be weaponized and used as a deterrent.
I really want to incorporate mantis shrimp color processing rods into my own so I can see the other 13 colors that humans can't process.
Finally, it's the new year for me. Just finished watching Bahubali part 1 with some friends and loved it.
Looking back, I think I may have committed a crime when I was 14 for getting a camera onto Whitehouse grounds and taking a picture of my family petting Obama's dog. -
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