I can't play Yu-gi-oh anymore even though it was what introduced me to anime when I was a child. The reason is that the creators don't know how to balance a game without a LOT of trial and error. And they just keep making more errors!
>make your main character the new God
>have him, as a God, fail to save the people he cares for because the God of fate hates him for taking his waifu
>have him wipe out the entire planet by slapping it
>goes to another earth and save everyone he loves
>takes place of original him so he can spend time with the people he loves
>God of fate shows up
>he sells his waifu
How the fuck did I end up here?
What are your thoughts on my shitty story idea called: Dick Wizard of the Grand Magic Academy? It's your first day at the Grand Magic academy. When you go to receive your wand you are instead given a penis. The headmaster then tells you about a prophecy that will come to pass when all of magic society will be threatened with a lack of fertility. It is now your job to seduce and knock up everyone.
Story Time: When I was 7 my dad told me to make my own email account so I would stop using his. However, I had grown incredibly wary of the internet so I refused to put my real name in when Gmail asked for my name. What was incredibly stupid was that I used a fake name that I remembered from the History channel earlier that day...
Here's a recipe on how to experience what Hell will feel like for a couple of hours:
Mix together a bottle of NyQuil, a can of Red Bull, and two ounces of vodka. Pour over ice in a pipe glass and drop in some orange peel. Enjoy suffering!
Please do not drink if you are not a college student who is expected to make bad life choices!
My friend is an idiot. Here's a conversation I was just apart of.
Friend: The amount of alcohol I have consumed within the past hour should make it impossible for me to walk, let alone stand. Yet, here I am, Walking among you as a mortal who has achieved godhood!
Me: What are you on?
Friend: The floor *passes out*
Beer making is just advanced tea making and I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. Now all of my random knowledge about making tea can be used to promote bad ideas to rednecks and Floridians!
I, a highly lactose intolerant person, just drank a half-gallon (1.9 Liters for those not using the imperial system) of Alcoholic Eggnog. I'm Prepared for death!
Here's a warning! Don't ever try and get into the A certain magical index light novel or manga series. The seventh novel is going for $700 right now. many of the mangas are over a hundred dollars as well. Just don't do it!
Found out recently that I am not the oldest of my siblings and that I actually have an older half-sister that I was never told about. My parents refuse to tell me who it is though so I probably will never know that we're related even if we meet.
I am what is considered a government sexual. To explain, it means that I wish to fuck the government in any way, shape, or form. Specifically by not paying taxes.