Paul_Tromba

Paul_Tromba

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    Sometimes the forum seems stagnant for like hours at a time. Where's the new ideas or review beggars? Where are the top tier shitposts and sketches that everyone likes? I'll tell you where! They were here at 4 AM EST and sometimes in the afternoons.
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    greyblob
    greyblob
    it's done
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    if you are truly a bonafide shitposter, you don't need a platform. it's like grafitti. if there's a wall, it's a canvas. a shitpost is meant to intrude. all you did was create a containment zone, to contain true art.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    free yourself of the shackles and shit everywhere. the park, the roofs, atop the telephone pole; if there's space unused, it's space to be shit on. shitposts need not have a time of day. any day is a good day to shitpost.
    T.K._Paradox
    Are you a fan of horror movies?
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Not really. With the exception of monster house, I usually don't watch horror movies. That said, I am willing to try them if it comes from a good recommendation source.
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil. It is a deconstruction of a lot of horror movie tropes, very funny.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Alright. I'll give it a try.
    Paul_Tromba
    For my next big writing project, I shall write a 2k page gospel for a cult. It shall contain rules for living a kind and emotionally stable life as well as how to make wine and mead with THC oil. One may achieve spiritual enlightenment through kindness, prayer, and weed. All will be welcomed.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Fair enough.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    today I learned: protestants don't consume the blood and flesh of christ

    I always thought it's like a fundamental sacrament for all Christians.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    We do. We just don't use wine or those weird wafers. Instead, we drink grape juice and eat homemade pita bread depending on where you go. Though we do quote the communion passage in the bible as we eat and drink to show signification.
    Paul_Tromba
    Just got home from my trip. Now I'm going to strip, coat myself in oil, and see how long it takes for me to escape my bathtub.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    personally, i'd cover the tub in a strong tarp, fill it with sulphuric acid, and deal with the bodies first but hey, I guess it's also fair to take a well-earned rest after taking such an arduous journey
    Paul_Tromba
    I just drove 22 hours and my phone stopped charging midway. I had to pull over and write down the directions just so I could keep going without it. I grew a new respect for GPS. Going to get my phone fixed or possibly replaced tomorrow.
    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    basicly everybody having a gps in their pocket all the time is great when you consider how bad most people are at navigating with a map but bad because it gives me less opportunity to flex my map reading skills
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    so true.
    Paul_Tromba
    Fun stories about my childhood, part 1
    When I was four years old my father gave me a can of brake cleaner and a box of matches. After showing me how to turn it into a flamethrower he told me to kill all the black widows and wolf spiders in the garage. It was his way of keeping me entertained while he worked on someone's car.
    Paul_Tromba
    I can't play Yu-gi-oh anymore even though it was what introduced me to anime when I was a child. The reason is that the creators don't know how to balance a game without a LOT of trial and error. And they just keep making more errors!
    Paul_Tromba
    >make your main character the new God
    >have him, as a God, fail to save the people he cares for because the God of fate hates him for taking his waifu
    >have him wipe out the entire planet by slapping it
    >goes to another earth and save everyone he loves
    >takes place of original him so he can spend time with the people he loves
    >God of fate shows up
    >he sells his waifu
    How the fuck did I end up here?
    Paul_Tromba
    What are your thoughts on my shitty story idea called: Dick Wizard of the Grand Magic Academy? It's your first day at the Grand Magic academy. When you go to receive your wand you are instead given a penis. The headmaster then tells you about a prophecy that will come to pass when all of magic society will be threatened with a lack of fertility. It is now your job to seduce and knock up everyone.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    ... Yes
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    the catch is that it's an all-boys school, and the world operates under the rules of the Omegaverse. you don't have the penis. the headmaster just gave you a severed, working pair of cock and balls. you're a glorified auto-dildo. fuck you.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I was gonna have it be a co-ed school. I didn't mistype when I said they had to knock up everyone though. If you're wondering how, the answer is magic.
    Paul_Tromba
    Story Time: When I was 7 my dad told me to make my own email account so I would stop using his. However, I had grown incredibly wary of the internet so I refused to put my real name in when Gmail asked for my name. What was incredibly stupid was that I used a fake name that I remembered from the History channel earlier that day...
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    Paul_Tromba
    Pablo Escobar. I figured it would be the perfect alias and completely forgot about it. For years I used that email and still do to this day. A few years back I sent out emails with my resume and such to various employers. One of them contacted me to ask why my email told them that my name was Pablo Escobar. They are now my employer and they find the story hilarious.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    That's nothing when compared to highly.professional
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