Your post in Daily Laughs is like a tongue-in-cheek FML. (No, not furry male lead.) You should be worried if an ad targeting you shows I Know What You Did Last Summer (when it was winter when you buried your deepest darkest secrets inside a time capsule).
V1, V2, V3, V4, V5: "Fusion!"
With your evilz combined, I am Capitana Villaineza!