My kid just made up his first parody! I'm so proud 
"I am I am lawn mower . . . anything!"
"I am I am lawn mower . . . anything!"
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Im taking over the hud under my rule now, any tips you can provide for me on how i can raise the new human ?
One monkey jumped on the bed
Jumped too high and hit his head
Time moved slower
His eyes glazed over
Something flipped
Now the brain is glitched
His eyes recover
Now he's tougher
One monkey jumped some men
Punched so hard it killed Ben
Time moved passed by
Now he screams a war cry
The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching eight by eight,
The little one stops to masturbate
And they all go marching down to the ground
To get out of the rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Sorry for not knowing how to cook!
Last year when I was making edited versions of other peoples pfp, I made this but thought I was much too cursed. Only recently found it on my old hard drive
Sad that the Russian dude didn't do anything else. The last time my account was hacked which was an MMORPG one, the hacker wrote all sorts of profanities and dipped out.
Blippi is sexy when his suspenders are down.
I saw another mom today tell her kid, "You're crying for no reason." There's always a reason. Ask why they are upset instead of dismissing their feelings. Sometimes, they feel frustrated because they don't know how to tell you something. Build their communication skills.
Did you know that the card "Beaver Warrior" name in Japan is just "Louise"? Just thought I'd share.
Heya!
Random question, but did you ever feel like you were having an identity crisis when you had your first kid?
Don't take your penis off.
I don't want to eat a bus for breakfast, but thanks for offering. -
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