Monkey's Paw

[Yorda]

Granted, but the apocalypse broke out and it became useless.

I wish the last volume of Barakamon were out in my country.

Granted, but it will be an unsatisfying conclusion where your favourite character dies fighting a powerful and sexy demon lord.

I wish my subordinates and the annoying heroes I fight every day were less disgusting.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but it will be an unsatisfying conclusion where your favourite character dies fighting a powerful and sexy demon lord.

I wish my subordinates and the annoying heroes I fight every day were less disgusting.

Granted, but they are now more powerful and sexier than you after they upgraded.

I wish I had inspiration without having to watch adult videos. (Curse @Zoey for that )

 

[Yorda]

Granted, but they are now more powerful and sexier than you after they upgraded.

I wish I had inspiration without having to watch adult videos.

Granted, but you are now a more of a filthy pervert than you ever wanted to be.

I wish I was safe from my ultra sexy and powerful enemies who are now causing my inferiority complex to flare-up.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but you are now a more of a filthy pervert than you ever wanted to be.

I wish I was safe from my ultra sexy and powerful enemies who are now causing my inferiority complex to flare-up.

Granted, but now everyone is ugly and you’re chased by everyone.

I wish I was the innocent fish again, before discord and shf.

 

[Zoey]

Granted, but now everyone is ugly and you’re chased by everyone.

I wish I was the innocent fish again, before discord and shf.

Granted, but you will be corrupted in an even worse way.

I wish i didn't sully the earth I walk on and instead purified it.

 

[Yorda]

Granted, but you will be corrupted in an even worse way.

I wish i didn't sully the earth I walk on and instead purified it.

Granted, but the purified earth now permanently sparkles like unicorn rainbow droppings.

I wish I could get my story's plot to work out perfectly.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but the purified earth now permanently sparkles like unicorn rainbow droppings.

I wish I could get my story's plot to work out perfectly.

Granted, but your characters end up being stereotypes.

I wish I could finally finish that one illustration of me.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but your characters end up being stereotypes.

I wish I could finally finish that one illustration of me.

Granted but you can't draw the other eye.

I want to clap Michellin man's cheeks.

 

[tiaf]

Granted but you can't draw the other eye.

I want to clap Michellin man's cheeks.

Granted, but you get sued afterwards.

I wish I get more sleep.

 

[BlueDream]

Granted, you'll never wake up. If you think that not waking up is good, then after you get more sleep, you'll never get to sleep ever again until you die.

I wish I can live as OP protagonist

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, you'll never wake up. If you think that not waking up is good, then after you get more sleep, you'll never get to sleep ever again until you die.

I wish I can live as OP protagonist

Granted, but OP stands obligated professor. Teach your students well!

I wish my parents loved me.

 

[binarysoap]

Granted, but OP stands obligated professor. Teach your students well!

I wish my parents loved me.

Granted, but they become yanderes for you.

I wish I can win the "last to comment wins" thread

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, but they become yanderes for you.

I wish I can win the "last to comment wins" thread

Granted, but it will be because the scribblehub forums will be taken down so no one could respond.

I wish had an apple right now, but the apple did not have worms in it, was not over ripe or not ripe enough, and was not covered in mold.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but it will be because the scribblehub forums will be taken down so no one could respond.

I wish had an apple right now, but the apple did not have worms in it, was not over ripe or not ripe enough, and was not covered in mold.

Granted, but the apple is too sour to eat with delish.

I wish the second half of my chapter isn’t so hard to write.

 

[BlueDream]

Granted, it isn't so hard to write, instead, it becomes impossible.

I wish I can write stories and complete work on my laptop when I'm asleep.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, it isn't so hard to write, instead, it becomes impossible.

I wish I can write stories and complete work on my laptop when I'm asleep.

Granted, but you had to transform into a dolphin for that and people thought you’ve gone missing.

I wish someone would cook healthy food for me after work.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, but you had to transform into a dolphin for that and people thought you’ve gone missing.

I wish someone would cook healthy food for me after work.

Granted, but the food tastes disgusting.

I wish I was more motivated to do my work.

 

[tiaf]

Granted, but the food tastes disgusting.

I wish I was more motivated to do my work.

Granted, but your boss shamelessly lets you work overtime, unpaid.

I wish other people wouldn't be so mean to me.

 

[HURGMCGURG]

Granted, but your boss shamelessly lets you work overtime, unpaid.

I wish other people wouldn't be so mean to me.

Granted, but no one knows you exist.

I wish I could find more good music.

 

[binarysoap]

Granted, but no one knows you exist.

I wish I could find more good music.

Granted, but you become deaf

I wish senpai will notice me.