New chapter of Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what?
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Just started back on my college classes. Gotta say that I'm procrastinating a lot and it's only day one. I just want to write. Is that too much to ask. Instead, I have to read books that are the epitome of boring.
New chapter of I accidentally summoned the hero! Now what? Or as I like to call it when I'm alone, oops! I summoned a Russian...
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/345757/i-accidentally-summoned-the-hero-now-what/
If door has footsteps, run.
If I ever publish a really popular book series I'm going to keep a stockpile of every book so that I can make them go out of print and sell signed copies for a much higher price due to the lack of supply and higher demand. It will at least keep me afloat when I need extra cash. Then I'll put them back into print as a 2nd edition with cool watercolor scenes on the inside.
I do not forgive the fact that you look like a crackhead
I froze my beard. Please forgive the fact that I look like a crackhead. @Impotent
So it's currently -10 degrees Fahrenheit or -23 Celcius outside. Because of this, I have a desire to go outside and dip my beard in water repeatedly till I get an epic ice beard. What do you'll think?
Just had the worst dream. I was taken in by these cannibal children who were using the bones of their victims to seal away a great evil that lurked in the tunnels under the town.
Bad Idea #871: The spiciest legal to sell meal ever! (or at least I can think of)
I love my hometown but I can't stay there for too long or else my southern accent comes back and it takes a few weeks for me to revert to the midwestern accent that I picked up due to me being made fun of for my southern accent. Sometimes I can hide it till it goes away with a British or Irish accent but now I can't do that anymore because now the neighbors think I'm on the spectrum.
Me, jumping from a scene where the MCs get high with ancient Greek gods in the lower intestines of the universe to a beach episode. Then jumping into more time travel shenanigans before making my MC suffer after giving his best friend's dead wife knowledge about milfs and vines: Parkour!
This is how I live. Everything turns out fine but I have no clue how I did it.
I've been saving my money so that when America is finally on its last leg I can move the Alaskan wilderness and live off the land while also training my body to become a Monk.
I, am, CRINGE, but I am, FREE!
So my eyes are weird. Not because of any natural-born deformity but because of a gas explosion. During which, my retinas were burned. Now my eyes are hella sensitive to light and are now a vivid gray color. There is also a yellow ring around my pupil. Due to the whole light sensitivity thing, I have excellent night vision but I go practically blind anyone turns on an LED light in my general vicinity.
It's not delivery, It's depression!
I think I just had an aneurysm trying to write a scene involving a priest and a harem. -
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