Women, you may see a lot of men horny post about mommy milkers but I can assure you that the one thing that gets out meat wands instantly hard is genuine, reciprocated romance.
mfw someone in sociology class tried to argue that female drivers are more inclined to crash via innate psychological conditioning and I'm fucking dying to keep my mouth close else I'm in trouble
my ma likes sightseeing so much that one time she trespassed an abandoned property she thought seemed "authentic" to take pictures and a guy came out with a cricket bat telling her to fucking leave
she's gonna die one day and it's gonna be my fault cause I'm too pussy to tell her to gtfo in time