Paul_Tromba

Paul_Tromba

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  • Paul_Tromba
    I haven't been able to find a single can opener that will last more than a month before breaking. Thus, I have been using a knife to open all my canned food for the past three months. It's pretty annoying.
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    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    @Paul_Tromba
    I learned to open cans with a pocket knife as a kid, takes me 30 secs. Still, its best to have a Bowie Knife to open cans. Its outrageous, its overkill, it makes for great photos, and its fun to stare at neighbors while you have a massive knife in your hand, jabbing at a can.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    My father had me open cans with a pocket knife as well when I was a kid because we went camping a lot and he always forgot the can opener. It is fun but it takes a bit longer than with a can opener.
    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    A table spoon, and a hammer
    T.K._Paradox
    What do you think of Mormons Paul?
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    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    How do feel about Pagans? Not any group in particular just paganism in general.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I disagree with pagan beliefs but I have nothing against them. They have a right to believe what they want. I mean, it even says in Romans that Christians are supposed to treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are or what they believe. I try to live like this
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    There is one exception to this rule. If they are a proclaimed Christian and they actively do stuff that is against the Bible then I will call them out. Though it will be done with a kind a patient heart.
    T.K._Paradox
    Are you a priest Paul? I've seen you mention Christianity and some of its sects and was wondering if you were a priest or a missionary.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I am the food service director of a Christian summer Camp. I've taken some seminary classes and many of my friends are missionaries or seminarians so I know quite a bit about the different sects and what their core beliefs are
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    ah, Christian summer camp....

    painful childhood memories resurface
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I'm sorry that camp was traumatic for you.
    Paul_Tromba
    Grammarly keeps trying to change the spelling of several words in my story because I spell with England English and not American English. I get it already! you think that SPECTRE is wrong but SPECTER isn't. I may be American but all the English words I know are spelled in a European style. Don't blame me. Blame my mother who had me read a 1989 Oxford Dictionary in order to better my spelling.
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    SilvCrimBlac
    Autocorrect turned Mount Mitchell into Mount McKinley.....???
    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    That doesn't matter, its the taklest mountain in Britain
    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    Ive been meaning to hike Ben Nevis as well, but haven't gotten around to it just yet, it’s the tallest in the UK
    Paul_Tromba
    Sometimes the forum seems stagnant for like hours at a time. Where's the new ideas or review beggars? Where are the top tier shitposts and sketches that everyone likes? I'll tell you where! They were here at 4 AM EST and sometimes in the afternoons.
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    greyblob
    greyblob
    it's done
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    if you are truly a bonafide shitposter, you don't need a platform. it's like grafitti. if there's a wall, it's a canvas. a shitpost is meant to intrude. all you did was create a containment zone, to contain true art.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    free yourself of the shackles and shit everywhere. the park, the roofs, atop the telephone pole; if there's space unused, it's space to be shit on. shitposts need not have a time of day. any day is a good day to shitpost.
    T.K._Paradox
    Are you a fan of horror movies?
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Not really. With the exception of monster house, I usually don't watch horror movies. That said, I am willing to try them if it comes from a good recommendation source.
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil. It is a deconstruction of a lot of horror movie tropes, very funny.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Alright. I'll give it a try.
    Paul_Tromba
    For my next big writing project, I shall write a 2k page gospel for a cult. It shall contain rules for living a kind and emotionally stable life as well as how to make wine and mead with THC oil. One may achieve spiritual enlightenment through kindness, prayer, and weed. All will be welcomed.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Fair enough.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    today I learned: protestants don't consume the blood and flesh of christ

    I always thought it's like a fundamental sacrament for all Christians.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    We do. We just don't use wine or those weird wafers. Instead, we drink grape juice and eat homemade pita bread depending on where you go. Though we do quote the communion passage in the bible as we eat and drink to show signification.
    Paul_Tromba
    Just got home from my trip. Now I'm going to strip, coat myself in oil, and see how long it takes for me to escape my bathtub.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    personally, i'd cover the tub in a strong tarp, fill it with sulphuric acid, and deal with the bodies first but hey, I guess it's also fair to take a well-earned rest after taking such an arduous journey
    Paul_Tromba
    I just drove 22 hours and my phone stopped charging midway. I had to pull over and write down the directions just so I could keep going without it. I grew a new respect for GPS. Going to get my phone fixed or possibly replaced tomorrow.
    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    basicly everybody having a gps in their pocket all the time is great when you consider how bad most people are at navigating with a map but bad because it gives me less opportunity to flex my map reading skills
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    so true.
    Paul_Tromba
    Fun stories about my childhood, part 1
    When I was four years old my father gave me a can of brake cleaner and a box of matches. After showing me how to turn it into a flamethrower he told me to kill all the black widows and wolf spiders in the garage. It was his way of keeping me entertained while he worked on someone's car.
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