Been here for two years today. Nice...
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Chemistry is a lot like baking. As long as you have the equipment, ingredients, and a proper recipe you can make whatever you want. Which is why I now have a gallon of freshly processed LSD in my fridge.
Every author has an OC that can be referred to as their accidental self insert. None of you who write can claim to not having one. It never happens on purpose but it will always happen.
My friend, the one who owns my thigh, told me that I can only have a character in my stories kick a Pope stand-in down a flight of stairs so many times before people start to notice how much a dislike the Catholic Church. What's the limit?
QUICK!!! I need to find a Himbo. The President demands it!
What I find hilarious about humans is that someone could find the meaning of life, share it, and then be hated for it as they don't like the answer they got. This means that someone could have found the meaning of life and shared it but was rejected so much that they stopped sharing it.
New Chapter! Everything is nice and fine. Gonna have a wholesome chapter. I Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what?
What would it feel like to have my bones placed in chronological order?
The cool thing about being overly empathetic is that you can easily imagine what it's like to feel something. Want to know what it feels like to be stabbed, burnt, emotionally damaged, or tortured? The bad thing about being overly empathetic is that you always feel some level of pain that another is currently feeling.
If Tony gave us a dislike button then this place would be absolute chaos.
I'm gonna say it! Smut writers are just sad that they can't get it in real life so they self insert how they see themselves as someone getting it. Then they ride on their success produced by half the world being horny.
Just realized that archery requires you to dab on your prey before killing them.
I never know how to react when a reader sends me nsfw art they drew of one of my characters? Do I feel honored, concerned, horny, what? It's happened twice now.
Alright, how about Dr. Pepper then?
Who knew that using an anime thigh pic would boost a shitty short story so quickly. I've never even seen the view count go so high in one day.
For some reason I absolutely love sleeveless sweaters and I think that most people can pull them off.
Just had a horribly great comedy-drama story idea! It focuses on the insane headmaster of a private school that travels the ocean so they can teach and do whatever they want. Though he's not insane in a bad way. Instead, he acts like an absolute idiot and comedic punching bag for the students and faculty so that they aren't as stressed and pent-up emotionally.
New Chapter! Characters start dying. I Accidentally summoned the Hero! Now what?
As some of you know, I was given a knife at the age of four and told to not cut myself as a way for my parents to get me out of the house and into the swamp next door. Though all this did was allow me to learn how to widdle pretty good wooden swords. Watched tons of videos and read plenty of books on sword arts while mimicking them as best I could.
I found that if you consider the effects of illegal substances, they sound more like fantasy potions with lingering side effects that aren't nearly as good as the initial effects. Alcohol? Confidence boost. Crack? Super strength. Adderall? Hyper-focus. Weed? hyper-unfocus. All of these have lingering side effects ranging from headaches to cancer. However, it's like a payment for using the potion. -
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