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  • SakeVision
    SakeVision
    tit line 2 straight, and it looks like there is a gun hidden in the dog's mouth pointing at me. Other than that, pretty cool.
    *RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RADICAL SLURS RACIAL BLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL CURLS RADIAL SLURS RADIAL CIRCLES RADICAL CURLS RACIAL SLURS RADIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS*
    "does the pope shit in the woods?"

    What the fuck does that mean? Does the pope shit in a reserve? A greenhouse? Is it blasphemous to shit in a forest? What the fuck does that phrase means? I refuse to Google my ignorance I will remain angry about this what the fuck does it mean
    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    It's the punchline to a 70s comedian's standup joke...

    Its the merging of does a bear shit in the woods, and is the pope Catholic.
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    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    Hmmm.... I like to imagine 50 years from now, words like "amongus" "pogchamp" "return to monke" will inspire simplar confusion in youths.
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    is the bear a catholic?
    you may turn f2p, PUBG, but that won't trick me into playing your trashy ass, Chinese CPU cockroach infested, Sao Paolo favela supported netcode, moon gravity driving physics, 2 polygons per square acres, down syndrome gameplay designed, penis looking cosmetic headass game.

    I'll stick to Pinball and Solitaire, thank you very much
    i finally realize what's been bugging me about smut manga. it's the disparity between the tease and the payoff. more often than not it's a mediocre, off-screen insertion/implication that never sells the quality as promised by the constant build-up given from pages upon pages of nip-slips and ass-shots.

    i like hentai as much as the next guy but at the end of the day, it's just a one-shot wank material.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    """read this""" you're gonna have to do better than dying from a bit of grazing from a box cutter and some blackmailing to get under my nerves
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    what, I liked that manga, it triggered a lot of my fetishes without being explicit with showing penis to vagina.
    so, it was an example of how a lot of fetishes can be triggered despite not being classified as hentai/porn. as argument that not all of it is mild ecchi ass and nipples shot. gee.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I think that's an exception that proves the rule. See, you can argue that videos of pets on Facebook ISN'T pornography, but ask in communities deep enough, and you'll net different (unfavourable) answers.

    Not saying that your example is just as depraved, but that's as good of one I could think of rn.
    the way my brother sleeps is that he just lays on top of his made bed; folded blankets and all, and drifts away in an A pose, facing the ceiling, and stays that way until he wakes up. he doesn't turn, snore, or even make a single sound. there's not even signs of breaths being taken.
    I know that avi, you can't hide the truth from me.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I don't know the truth behind that Avi, Agentt.

    Why not you tell the class what it really meant?
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    I will!
    Everyone! Ben has his willie out! Hahha!
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    you can turn that moment of embarrassment to a moment of shock and awe simply by having a gigantic fucking girth
    I'm in this Japanese restaurant where the owner I know prioritizes hiring waiters with learning disabilities, which I do admire

    But one of them has been obsessively refilling my green tea ever since my entrance and I don't think my bladder can take anymore fluids
    Zirrboy
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I was discombobulated. I was expecting a shitpost in the end. I didn't expect the original OP. This is unnatural. What the fuck.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I was sure that it would be the Snoop Dogg blend s remix
    you don't understand this is my window licking phase

    I don't just lick windows. i lick concepts of windows. this is why I'm down on all fours sniffing your grandma's meat curtains.

    it's a window.

    i must lick it.
    and thus begins my business suit phase

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    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    Where inspired by 'Helltaker' perhaps?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Zdrada, specifically.

    I'd like nothing more than to perform a full mating press on her sweet ass as I take out cigarettes between her cheeks. I don't even smoke. I'm just gonna put out lit cigarettes between the champion's valley.
    How do you feel knowing that there are currently people out there who are sad because they just lost the chance to ever have sex with Betty White?
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    It is funny that you think that death is going to stop people from wanting to bang Betty White.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    It's sad but you're right. I am too naive to believe that would be enough to stop them.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I doubt these people could even manage to get an erection, or are morally righteous enough to justify an erection.

    They'll STILL find a way, alà Jeff Goldblum.
    im currently in that process where nothing I do feels enough and that every product, be it writing or sketching, is below par no matter how hard I try.

    Suck a fat cock, self doubt. I'll come back up and kick your ass.
    I've listened to so many classic rock for the past few weeks that now I get discombobulated whenever a song ends without a cheesy guitar solo.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    dun dunnn dunna dun dun
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    Have you ever listened to the band Cream?
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    not really. I'll give them a listen though.
    if you think about it, wrestling is just very elaborate theatre production, and i mean that in a good way
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    There's a tacit understanding here that I don't think @Generik0 understands.

    We don't talk about the fruits of a nation that's been nuked twice over in the span of three days.

    Quite frankly, they're buttfucking insane.
    Generik0
    Generik0
    Agreed. I love theatrical shit on my wrestling but sometimes I want bloodshed. Japan really does give me that shit you know?
    I
    InceTagn
    I just made a strange discovery. I don't understand whatever they are seeing but I definitively like the way Japanese wrestler grunt. It is not like they were av actress
    I had some symptoms when I woke up this morning that I thought was a sign from COVID but I was relieved soon after as I realized it's just meth withdrawal kicking in
    God's a fucken asshole. You made the failure that I am, threw me into a set of circumstances you set me up for, and threw me into an infinite inferno because I made ONE MISTAKE throughout the 80 year gauntlet you put me through.

    That's like putting down your racing horse cause' it tripped over a pebble once in a rainy condition. It's your fuck up God, you built me, what the hell?
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    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    A catch-22 is free-will in a perverted form. I'm not Christian, nor do I follow any Abrahamic system of belief. All religions contradict at some point, but only the Abrahamic ones try and deny it behind some thin veil of omnipotence and worse, they pretend their deities are "all-good", which is nonsense if anyone actually read their religious texts. The Abrahamic God was a monster at times for the pettiest of reasons
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I'm a fucking dumb ass who shits more than he reads so my uninformed stance on religion goes as this: I'm holding a 30/70 stance on it for my belief. Take the usual Christian story for example: I'm supposed to believe that some bearded sand man walked on water and had the ability to conjure buckets of shrimp at will.

    On the other hand, that's the coolest fucking power I've heard. I'd WANT that to be real.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    I mean, Poseidon could do the same thing. But yes, Shrimp is the master race of seafood when taste is taken into account.
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