theory: someone's milf fetish is directly proportional to the amount of times they accidentally called their teacher Mommy
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I'm taking a second part time job starting tomorrow
I'll be doing retail
Lord save me
NFT memes are tiring. people who buy NFTs are snobs but making those obsessive screenshot jokes just makes you look like the bigger loser. it's like the new "orange man bad", at this point. if someone calls you unfunny you can just accuse them of supporting NFTs cause' it's the new online boogeyman.
if you ever considered asking me whether I've done *insert controversial act*, just know I'm legally required to say no
i've been told there is a heightened demand for fat boys as of late
hope I'm early on the bandwagon
I'm penning a concept for a semen hardtack for women in the military. It comes with standard issue MREs. Break out your cum crackers, crush them into small pieces, apply it inside the birth canals then pour hot water through a military pregnancy funnel.
The seed may be supplied by your partners, male superiors, or through an anonymous source.
domestic dog
*RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS RADICAL SLURS RACIAL BLURS RACIAL SLURS RACIAL CURLS RADIAL SLURS RADIAL CIRCLES RADICAL CURLS RACIAL SLURS RADIAL SLURS RACIAL SLURS*
"does the pope shit in the woods?"
What the fuck does that mean? Does the pope shit in a reserve? A greenhouse? Is it blasphemous to shit in a forest? What the fuck does that phrase means? I refuse to Google my ignorance I will remain angry about this what the fuck does it mean
you may turn f2p, PUBG, but that won't trick me into playing your trashy ass, Chinese CPU cockroach infested, Sao Paolo favela supported netcode, moon gravity driving physics, 2 polygons per square acres, down syndrome gameplay designed, penis looking cosmetic headass game.
I'll stick to Pinball and Solitaire, thank you very much
i finally realize what's been bugging me about smut manga. it's the disparity between the tease and the payoff. more often than not it's a mediocre, off-screen insertion/implication that never sells the quality as promised by the constant build-up given from pages upon pages of nip-slips and ass-shots.
i like hentai as much as the next guy but at the end of the day, it's just a one-shot wank material.
the way my brother sleeps is that he just lays on top of his made bed; folded blankets and all, and drifts away in an A pose, facing the ceiling, and stays that way until he wakes up. he doesn't turn, snore, or even make a single sound. there's not even signs of breaths being taken.
I know that avi, you can't hide the truth from me.
I'm in this Japanese restaurant where the owner I know prioritizes hiring waiters with learning disabilities, which I do admire
But one of them has been obsessively refilling my green tea ever since my entrance and I don't think my bladder can take anymore fluids
you don't understand this is my window licking phase
I don't just lick windows. i lick concepts of windows. this is why I'm down on all fours sniffing your grandma's meat curtains.
it's a window.
i must lick it.
and thus begins my business suit phase
why is my name Ben you ask?
cause' all my hoes be 10
How do you feel knowing that there are currently people out there who are sad because they just lost the chance to ever have sex with Betty White?
im currently in that process where nothing I do feels enough and that every product, be it writing or sketching, is below par no matter how hard I try.
Suck a fat cock, self doubt. I'll come back up and kick your ass.
I've listened to so many classic rock for the past few weeks that now I get discombobulated whenever a song ends without a cheesy guitar solo. -
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