BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    stop thinking about what random normies think of you that's like obeying traffic laws in GTA because you don't want the NPC to think you're weird
    BenJepheneT
    a citrus to an orange is like the hotter sister of your girlfriend. she's willing to bang but the condition is that you have to be pegged.

    i don't know about you but i prefer my ass tighter than a choir boy pre-pastor incident
    BenJepheneT
    Watched Tarantino's Death Proof and boy, is it the most Tarantino-flick Tarantino's ever made; gore porn, foot shots, too-long dialogue scenes, and action so good it'll transition a woman.

    Gonna watch Nic Cage's Ghost Rider next. The first one.
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    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    If you need feet, watch Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Not only do they get a ton of screen time center frame, they're dirty disgusting hippy feet. It's Tarentino embracing who he is as a fetishist.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i'd argue that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is at his most indulgent and in great contention between Death Proof as the horniest movie he's made. I mean, c'mon, he had a full lap dance on the latter.
    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    No contest, Death Proof is the horniest
    BenJepheneT
    I love younger siblings. They're the only children you could express your desire to use them as a punching sandbag and everyone else understands.
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    tiaf
    tiaf
    my younger siblings are little dumplings you'd use as stress relief cuddle sack or heater...
    Agentt
    Agentt
    As a younger sibling, no.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Your problem, @Agentt. Not mine.

    Thank you and other younger siblings of the world for your involuntary sacrifice.
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    BenJepheneT
    twitter puritans who shit on sexy anime girl designs and calling them harmful to the perception of the female form are absolutely correct because if I find one that looks like Iruru from dragon maid i swear to god I will break my pelvis
    BenJepheneT
    my contribution towards the covid vaccination discourse is that the virus should've been deadlier as to kill much more than it did so that I wouldn't need to stand 6 hours in fucking line just to receive a government-mandated shot in a dilapidated town hall with no working plumbing.
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    yansusustories
    yansusustories
    I'm sorry. That sounds really, really rough :blob_cringe: Make sure you re-hydrate! Losing too much water is dangerous :blob_cringe:
    D
    Deleted member 25151
    At least you weren't given with lies.
    Tbf that situation is quite the same here since I live in the Capital.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    R u PrOvAx oR AnTiVax??

    I'm pro Darwin's law of natural selection and that law states that covid's a weak pussy son of a bitch that should've been more than a stronger flu with stronger side effects

    we needed another Black Death not whatever the fuck this was
    BenJepheneT
    So Chris Chan just raped their own fucking mom that's a hell of a thing to note

    I deadass don't know what pronoun to use for Chris despite them being trans because at certain points Chris even deadnames themselves and at this point I'm sticking to the all inclusive they/them to stay out of trouble
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I succinctly remember Chris stating that he transitioned only to recieve pussy
    LoliGent
    LoliGent
    Sounds about right.
    SailusGebel
    SailusGebel
    I've seen and know of things that are worse(arguably). Oh, and the stuff I'm talking about was happening live on a stream. I love my country. :blob_neutral:
    BenJepheneT
    I've recently started playing zoo management games from the late 2000s that usually come free with breakfast cereal boxes and after 10 hours of gameplay I'm starting to realize why they came free with breakfast cereal boxes.
    BenJepheneT
    the reason why most of these GRaPhiX MoDz GTA V ShowCaSe NeXt gEn don't look good is because of one thing: artstyle. doesn't matter how reflective your windows are or how much lens flare you have: a bunch of glitter hapahazardly stapled together is about as good as shit.

    cohesion is the key.
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    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    It is the same with mods of other games, I dont use a decent chunk of race mods for rimworld coz their artstyle clashes so hard with vanilla that it isnt even funny.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    If I ever download tile sets I make sure it's for the whole fucking inventory and from the same creator because otherwise I'm gonna have a stroke
    BenJepheneT
    I don’t think it’s right both men and women get the draft. Only women should be drafted for the next few decades just to make it fair.

    > only draft women
    > strict workout regimen
    > offer benefits for marrying
    > achieve buff Tomboy Utopia

    You will see sense in my words.
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