How do I know I've reached the point of perfecting a draft so that it can be the final one?
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These profile posts are the closest thing I have to a blog and at least half of them are shitposts.
In the past 2 days I have taken every form of transportation I can think of; feet, train, bus, subway, boat, plane, and car. I will now rate then from 1-5 with 5 being the best.
The airport I'm in is infested by swallows that come through the gates and vents over the past 20+ years. Airport staff just let them be because they can't get rid of them which has led to a bird crapping in one of the seats near me.
You know how online classes will have you comment on other peoples stuff and it's super awkward? Well, I decided to respond to one like it was a post of this forum. None of that awkward professional stuff. Just me, giving my honest opinion without holding back.
From the same studio that made Your Name and Weathering with You. It looks so beautiful.
I'm glad my brain doesn't allow me to feel pain that hurts less than a severe burn. However, I would probably do a lot less stuff if I could feel it.
I love the beach. However, this wind is insanely annoying.
I went to the coast for a bit and caught a catfish. It tastes heavenly.
Why do I keep running into cryptics? I was looking for toothpaste at the store and this old guy walks by me before stopping, looked me dead in the eye, and spoke in this old southern tongue.
Never going to Chicago again. Some crack head just shit on the subway.
Just started reading Francis of the Filth by George Miller and this is pure gold.
Since I wasn't into a lot of internet related things until more recent years I never learned about niche internet culture. Now I am going to finally figure out what the fuck Homestuck is. Wish me luck.
Deer are stupid assholes. I'm walking in the woods when I hear rustling to my left. Looking over, I see several deer running towards me for some reason. Most of them dart away from me the moment they see me but one just fucking plows into me. The force of which knocks me down and sends the deer rolling into a tree before running off to catch up with the others. Now I'm all scratched up and frankly annoyed.
Rewatched Excel Saga recently and it was just as whacky as it was when I was a kid. I think that comedy writers should really watch it for references.
Chess is a choose your own adventure harem story confirmed.
I may not be supportive of cancel culture in any way but could we cancel gravity. Studies show that gravity is responsible for more deaths than any other thing in existence. Birthed by Isaac Newton, gravity has been a pain in the ass for every physicist in the history of the job. In this essay I will-
"I may be straight but my hair sure fucking ain't." I say after I am stabbed in the eye by one of my long spring-like curls. I want thick straight hair!
Bad idea: A cooking show that is like Chopped but is point-based and all of the judges are stoned out of their minds. -
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